/Me - Me
/Amy - My friend Amy
/Bill - Husband of amy
/Kurt - My friend Kurt
/Jen - Wife of Kurt
/Satura - 55ish Middle Eastern Bartender/Owner of the dive bar we are in (female)
/Ashley - Very overwieght Barfly who asked us to play him doubles in pool (yes, a him)
/Jermaine: Very, very overweight person wearing a bass fishing black t-shirt with an american flag on it
/Jermaine's Significant Other (or sister depending on who is talking)
Scene: After three games between me and Kurt, Bill and Ashley the other very, very overweight dude (at least I think he i a dude) asks to play the next winners
Very, very overweight person (Jermaine): (in squeaky, high pitched voice): Hi, I'd like to play the next game, is anybody up?
Me: nope, its all yours.
Very, very overweight person: Great, my name is Jermaine and I'm from tennessee
Jen (to me aside): That is a girl
Me: No it isn't
Bill: Hey - this girl needs a partner!
Me: Yikes!
Amy: YES it is
Me: Look at those manboobs! if that was a girl, she would be flat!
Amy: hmmmm
Bill: Is that a girl?
This goes on for thirty minutes
Scene: Two games later -
Amy/Bill/Jen (way too loud) : That is a girl
Me: No it isn't because he has manboobs .and that's his wife.
Jen: That's his sister and he is in the middle of a sex change operation
Scene: Last game is done. Jermaine leaves with wife/sister (maybe both?)
Ashley: You girls have a good night, now
Jermaine: I'm not a girl!!!
Five minutes later, blond twenty-something walks in and orders a beer.
Girl: Hey bartender, i want another drink. And how old are those slim jims anyways?
Satura: I'm busy with another customer, wait a minute. And why does it matter how old the slim jims are - they don't go bad
Gilr: I ain't waiting a minute, I want a drink
Satura: Then get the f%ck out of my bar you stupid c%nt!!!
Girl runs out, Satura rounds the bar and chases her into the street, both dance around each other and goad each other on
Back in bar:
Satura in tears: That stupid c%nt, I told her if her ass comes in here again, i'm calling the cops! and they will come! She asked me how old the slim jims were, who asks a quesiton like that? who gives a shit how old they are? She told me 'nice moustache'! She should be lucky to look like me when she is 55! I am proud of my moustache!
Jen: Sorry Satura, let it pass, no need to cry
Satura: These are not tears of upset! These are tears of Anger! I am angry because I cannot legally kick her ass!!1
So I've been lounging around Mass for a few weeks. My mom let me borrow her mp3 player before I left because I have no cd player or radio in my car. I forgot the obscure usb connector it uses so i'm stuck with the albums that are on it. They are:
Liars "Drum's Not Dead"
Flaming Lips "At War with the Mystics"
Flaming Lips "Clouds Taste Metallic"
Brain Eno "Taking Tiger Mountain By Strategy"
Thom Yorke "The Eraser"
Band of Horses whatever that album is called
Danielson "Ships"
This is especially annoying since I joined a gym here and these are not exactly workout albums. I downloaded the last three before I left because they're new and had heard good things about them. "The Eraser" has its moments but overall is pretty bland and at times even annoying. I like something about the timbre of the singer for Band of Horses but dislike the alt-country sounding songs. "Ships" has a few toe-tappers but overall I find the album irritating.
Anyway.. "Drum's Not Dead" is an A in my book. The album has a few songs which are kind of uplifting/beautiful and a few that are ominous and creepy. I think this would a good album to pop in while driving on a back country road in the pitch black night.
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