-I finally got a job. I am a switchboard operator.
-I really love it here but I need a place to live now. I am currently taking up space on my cousin's couch.
-After two years I am single again. Feels weird and while there is sadness for the most part I feel really calm, relieved and exhilerated. I have forgotten what it's like to not have to answer to anyone and I've really missed it.
-I have the mother of all painful, scabby zits on the base of my nostril.