Happy Birthday to yoooooooooooooooou



Happy Biiiiirthdaaaay Dear Maaaaryyyyyyyyyyy

Haaaaaappy Biiiiiirthdaaaay tooooooooooo yooooooooooooou.

(And many moooooore)


Happy Birthday Mary!

Yesterday, part of 95 was blocked off. At rush hour. This caused a major traffic snarl. When I finally got up there, finally able to see what the big deal was, I saw the following:

I could see a bunch of those bigass army trucks (that haul big army stuff) had pulled over to the shoulder (but, of course. they are too big for the shoulder, so they had put out cones and blocked off one lane). The army guys were all swarming around one jeep, and looked unhappy.

Then a guy in camo shorts came running out of a civilian looking car, smiling and waving... a Rand McNally Road Atlas.

Our tax dollars at work.

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open your mind to the truth. they're trivialized, weighty bags; twin comics, a reliable laugh. get a load of the flesh sacks that pull and push outwards so painfully from your heart-center, pulsing with a nearly obsolete purpose. i wish i could find a picture that was work safe, but i'm sure you all know what they look like.

worst movie i've seen in a very long time. wanted to walk out within 10 minutes. wishing i'd had...

I also keep a bottle of dick cream, I fondle my sweaters, and I like to smear mud on my ass.

If you want to smear mud on your ass, then go and smear mud on your ass. Just don't lie about it.

"I really don't mind you keepin' secrets from me/just don't keep them from yourself"