Our radiators kicked on again today. It is June 3rd and our radiators kicked on. It's rainy and cold and I'm sick of it. I'm sick of being cold all the fucking time! I never feel like doing anything because it's always cold, or rainy, or just grey and depressing or windy and cold, cold, cold. I hate being cold in my own house, so that I don't even want to get out from under the bed covers. I hate not feeling sexy for almost the entire year. I can't wear my sandals and skirts, I can't wear my tanktops and sunglasses, I'm sick of being white, I'm sick of nobody even KNOWING that I'm white because THEY CAN'T SEE MY SKIN, I HATE cold weather clothing, I hate having to wear layers constantly, I hate wind blowing my hair in my face every time I try to cross the fucking intersection, I hate indoor pools, I hate going to the beach on my one day off and it always, always, always gets cloudy at 2pm sharp and the cold rain starts dripping on the beach, I hate hate hate this fucking weather and I can't wait to live where it's summer all year round again!

I AM SO MOTHERFUCKING SICK OF COLD FUCKING WEATHER!





It is supposed to be HOT in JUNE! People are supposed to BBQ and eat at outdoor restaurants!

Only people coming from ENGLAND would think this fucking place was worth settling!

If you are coming to Chuck's brunch this Sunday you will get to sample my

1) Red Velvet Badge of Courage-cakes
2) You Are the Apple of my Chai-cakes

and

3) Mary Ann or Ginger Peach Tea-cakes

I just hope they don't suck as much as the corny nicknames. But if it works for Ben & Jerry's why not me?