What San-X Character Are You?
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Do you ever have really silly, irrational fears that seemingly come out of nowhere? Like, "What if my butthole falls out??" or "What if my butthole falls out WHILE I'M AT WORK!??" Sometimes I think about stuff like that and how awful it would be if that happened.
Last night I went to the mall for the first time in a long time. Not like this needs to be said but malls are weird. I used to practically live at the mall when I was younger, I enjoyed going there every weekend with my best friend at the time, Nancy. We liked to weird people out, sit on various benches all day, asking people for the time even though we didn't need to know. It was just funny to observe how different people reacted. I think out friendship was based on a passion for people watching and being creepy together.
Interesting things of note:
-I like how the employees at Hot Topic have this cooler than thou vibe even though they work at Hot Topic. Also, it seems as though they barely sell actual clothes anymore, it's all dumb Spencer's-esque tchotkes and novelty t-shirts. But I did buy a pair of leggings for $6. What Hot Topic lacks in ambience it makes up for in cheap hosiery.
-I passed by a store called
Club Libby Lu, which should really just be called "Jon Benets' R US". They specialize in birthday party make-overs and such, and I guess I passed by at the right time because there was a gaggle of tiny girls, with loads of lipstick and sparkles and eyeshadow on, wearing shiny silver jumpsuits and tiaras while line dancing to some obnoxious song. It was slightly reminiscent of that
Sparkle Motion scene in Donnie Darko.
-I went in to the pet store and melted in to a big puddle of goo before the cages of puppies. PUPPIEES!! I wanted to set them all free and buy a house in the country with lots of land for them to frolic on. It'd just be me and the puppies. And also the cute bunny rabbits and maybe a couple of the guinea pigs. But not any of the fish, you can't cuddle with fish.
-I bought a skirt that actually falls ABOVE THE KNEE!! I've broken free from the convent everyone, I'm a new woman.
The mall is weird. But I think I mentioned that already.
Tonight is the night!!! I will be "sleeping" at the airport this evening and taking a 6am flight outta this beat town. Yesterday I bought a vibrant green suitcase- it brings out my eyes.
