Another Jayne movie night. I am finally watching all this stuff.
And most of the time it's nothing like what I've read about.
I mean... Single Room Furnished. I haven't really read many detailed descriptions of this movie at all. And that's a pity. Amazingly awful. Dear Lord, it was a quality time.
I don't know... I mean like that last one... The Fat Spy. That shit was just weird as hell.
Um ok so this was Jayne's worst acting so far. Her best has been Too Hot To Handle. That one surprised me a little.
I went to Target today and I got several different varieties of fruit snacks. Shark Bites have been replaced by "Finding Nemo" snacks. I didn't buy those ones. There's Hello Kitty ones. That's rad because I like Hello Kitty and I love fruit snacks. Animal Planet, the TV channel has some fruit snacks with a tiger cub on the front. The tiger is saying "I like snacks!" and on the top it says "Vitamins Rule!!!"
It's always nice to come home from work and have a CD of photos of yourself in the mail.
Hey Josh can you add a "mirror" feature on the sidebar, as a members' option? Like maybe I could attach a webcam and it would just show my smug face, until I get bored. Then it would show me splayed out on my bed, watching Jayne Mansfield movies and eating fruit snacks.

I'll post my own thorough response to V for Vendetta later this weekend, after I've seen it again. In the meantime, let me say that I think it's fantastic, wild fun, and you should all go see it. It's not better than the comic; it's very faithful without sacrificing anything just to get it on screen... Go go go go check it out.

And as you do, or before you do, or while you don't, consider this question which the movie gestures towards:

If, purely hypothetically, forces within the US government really DID orchestrate the 9/11 attacks, in order to act as a catalyst for the New America Project and other such enterprises... If that WERE true, and you had the chance to know, proof positive, that it was... but just KNOWING changed nothing... Are you the kind of person that would still want to know? Why? Why not?

And as long as we're at it, who does think the gov't is complicit in the attacks? Anyone? Or in the cover-up? Anyone?

I think that if I got serious about making music I would be one of those perfectionists that was never, ever satisfied with the finished product. Last night I did another cover and I kept re-doing things OVER and OVER. Not because it didn't sound good but because I was hoping that the next time would be even greater than before.

I really, really love singing and fucking around on the 4 track. I think I should do that more and waste time on the internet less. That's my new goal.

Anytime I hear or see the last name Nye anywhere I can ONLY think about Bill Nye The Science Guy:



That was such an amazing show. They just don't make 'em like that anymore. That was pretty much how I learned everything (the very little) that I know about science stuffs. In the 9th grade my science teacher kind of hated teaching so she'd just put on Bill Nye and let him do it for her. Best educational experience I ever got.

I've come to a few conclusions about some things:



The Wicker Man is one of the best movies ever made and the re-make is going to suck, I don't care what anyone else says. My feel queasy just thinking about it. Why don't they go and remake Harold and Maude and cast Ashton Kutcher as Harold and Betty White as Maude. Seriously. Just do it, make my day.



Edamame is the funnest, tastiest and cutest snack. It's good in everything. Your dish is lacking? Put some edamame up in that shit!! You won't be sorry.



Sea Monkeys were by far the most dissapointing toy EVER. What a way to get a child's hopes up, you know? I went through so many Sea Monkeys hoping that I had just been getting some duds. This time, THIS TIME they were going to look like weird little swimming alien people, just like on the box. And they never, ever did. I'd see floating bug thingies in my "zoo" and go "what the eff are these things?? WHERE ARE MY LITTLE ALIEN PEOPLE!!??"

How many pets have you had your entire life?

I had two hermit crabs, a grumpy dog named Muffin, a cat that visited me but I couldn't keep named "Meechie 1", and two fat, pukey cats named Meechie 2 and Clawdia.

My ornery uterus kept me up last night, did yours??

I'm going to see this guy tonite and i tell ya, I'm lookiing forward to it.