Hope it's faboo!

People who are always cold.
Get over it.
Notice that this is usually women?

I hope the next women I work with don't constantly whine about it being 'cold.'

Long grain Rice
2 cans consomme
I large can mushrooms (bits & pieces)
Baked chicken
Country Sausage
A little onion

Grease bottom of pot with butter and add a little chopped onion if you want. Heat 3 cups of consomme, water and mushroom juice in pot. When it boils, add 1.5 cups long grain rice and mushrooms. Bring mixture back to a boil then turn heat to low and cover. Next cook the sausage (sliced into chips) in skillet and drain on paper towel. Take one of those baked chickens you can buy at the supermarket and break off the dark meat. Save the white meat for a sandwich or something. After the rice has cooked for about 20 min, add chicken and sausage and cover and cook for about 10 more min or until the rice is thoroughly cooked and soft. Makes about 6-7 servings.

ok, not really. but i saw "v for vendetta" last night.

note: my opinion doesn't matter...

i don't really like comic book movies (except for maybe the christopher reeve superman movies - note 2: i thought the sin city movie was horrible), but this movie was better than i thought it would be. it has some absurdly cheesy moments like all hollywood comic adaptations, but as a movie it was better than most of them (note 3: not that i read comics). i found the terrorist as hero theme of it kinda unsettling coming out right now (kinda like if fight club were to come out today - just seems like they want to cause a stir with it - seeing as the original story came out in 1983 - which in itself is kind of scary that it holds up today), and of course i don't like the violent parts cos, believe it or not, i hate watching overly violent scenes and usually think they're more an excuse to display blood ejaculation than anything (note 4: i hate movies like kill bill). There really weren't that many violent scenes though. I heard the writer of the comic damned the movie and didn't want to have any part of it, probably for good reason. A lot of the dialogue in the movie, which I'm guessing is pulled straight out of the comic, is that masturbatory nerd rhetoric, written in that "nerd-hero dialogue" where the hero says all these things that sound like what I imagine a comic nerd would wish he woulda said after the big kids at school beat him up. Those who i saw it with who read the comic said the movie was awful in comparison...

i think it was worth a night of movie-ing. More than anything, it put me back into "I'd like to watch more good movies" mode, which I haven't been in in years. After I left the theater, I went home and flipped through channels and saw Casino was on TV.

Sweet sweet casino (hurray for violent scenes that illustrate a story instead of stopping it for a second to show you a slow motion mortal combat music video!).

...is my response to anything about computers... Can you give me good safe places to download (free?) the following:

1. Movies
2.***Music
3.***Microsoft Word/Excel for a Mac
4. ***a good photoshop program***
5. ***other that you feel would be helpful for me to become one of the unfortunate minions of the great nerdy god that rules the tech. geek kingdom

If you run into me, I'll have an ice-chest with some home-brewed beer, that you're more than welcome to sample. I'll also be very, very drunk and on the far side of the overpass going toward downtown. Reportedly, Chelseas will be open with their new upper deck next to the overpass.

Did I mention I'll be drunk? No work this weekend equals very, very drunk.

As the Irish say: "Opah"

StanistGirl23: my child will not have noisemaking toys or obnoxiously colored things
omgwtfs: i googled "baby supplies"
StanistGirl23: supplies
StanistGirl23: pleasant earth tones, and books
StanistGirl23: the most boring baby ever
omgwtfs: hahahaha
StanistGirl23: i'm fuckin serious about the noisemakers, though
StanistGirl23: fuck that shit
StanistGirl23: motherfuckers are loud enough without "my first orchestra"
omgwtfs: http://www.cottonbabies.com/
omgwtfs: hemp diapers
omgwtfs: awesome
StanistGirl23: cloth diapers are the scourge of motherhood
omgwtfs: what is so wrong with cloth diapers?????
StanistGirl23: i will have pampers. lots of pampers.
StanistGirl23: you have to wash them
StanistGirl23: that's what
StanistGirl23: and they leak.
omgwtfswede: what do you think they did before disposables?
StanistGirl23: that's what else.
omgwtfs: http://www.cottonbabies.com/product_info.php?cPath=60&products_id=328
omgwtfs: plz dont get one of those
StanistGirl23: well, i don't live in 1947. i use tampons, too ... do you want me to throw away my cell phone and my refrigerator and my car, and go back to the days of cloth diapers?? fuck that!!! i've earned the right to live well!!!!
omgwtfs: lol
omgwtfs: yeah but landfills
omgwtfs: your baby will generate acres of diapers
StanistGirl23: yeah, well, let some other pc granola mother worry about that
StanistGirl23: i'm not keeping a load of shit-filled cloths sitting around my house
StanistGirl23: i'll just get it a litter box, how abouthat?
omgwtfs: well you have to wash them katie not leave them around the house
omgwtfs: LOL
omgwtfs: i like that idea
omgwtfs: maybe a bird cage?
omgwtfs: just change the newspaper
StanistGirl23: right, so instead of just my laundry, joe's laundry, and all the dirty baby clothes, i'll also go ahead and wash upwards of ten shit-filled cloths every single day
StanistGirl23: yes, they go that much
StanistGirl23: and baby shit is NASTY
omgwtfs: there has to be a better way
StanistGirl23: also, what, do i get a scraper and scrape the poo into the toilet before i put things in the washing machine?
omgwtfs: what if you just threw out the cloth
omgwtfs: you could go get sheets from thrift stores
omgwtfs: and cut them up
StanistGirl23: you're forgetting leakage
omgwtfs: little one foot by one foot squares
omgwtfs: wrap it in tin foil?
omgwtfs: saran wrap?
StanistGirl23: i might as well just save myself the trouble and poo on all my clothes right now
StanistGirl23: diaper rash
omgwtfs: outside the cloth
StanistGirl23: i know, it would seal in all the moisture/humidity
omgwtfs: oh
omgwtfs: hmmm
omgwtfs: dammit
StanistGirl23: plus cloth diapers are stupid expensive
omgwtfs: what is your problem with washing diapers?
StanistGirl23: you want to come be my manny and wash my cloth diapers all day?
StanistGirl23: you're hired.
StanistGirl23: i'll pay you in food.
omgwtfs: http://www.dy-dee.com/
omgwtfs: they can come pick them up
omgwtfs: dont they have services like that?
StanistGirl23: yes
StanistGirl23: for a fee
omgwtfs: but the intarweb says its cheaper
omgwtfs: than buying disposables
StanistGirl23: the intarweb is full of lies
omgwtfs: couldnt joe have the linen service come by?
omgwtfs: drop off 10 napkins?
StanistGirl23: yeah they wouldn't mind
StanistGirl23: foodservice napkins
omgwtfs: he could just bring some home every night
StanistGirl23: which would go right back to cintas with the rest of the foodservice napkins
omgwtfs: yes
StanistGirl23: this is a fun conversation
omgwtfswede: or you could just throw them away
omgwtfswede: i know i'm crying i'm lol'ing so hard
omgwtfswede: i just have a mental pic of this really happy baby in a restaurant napkin with a giant safety pin peeing his pants lol
StanistGirl23: big smile on his face
omgwtfswede: oh yeah
omgwtfswede: even laughing a little
omgwtfswede: "A HA"
StanistGirl23: should get the red checkered kind
omgwtfswede: its not a bad idea
omgwtfswede: cintas wouldnt notice
StanistGirl23: no, it's a really great idea
omgwtfswede: i mean you would just throw the old ones away
omgwtfswede: get some new ones
omgwtfswede: "waste inventory"
StanistGirl23: haha
omgwtfswede: you just dont want to deal with the dirty napkin
StanistGirl23: you're goddamned right i don't
StanistGirl23: i want a year's supply of pampers and a diaper genie
StanistGirl23: i liked the mental image of wrapping the babys ass in saran wrap
omgwtfswede: lol
omgwtfswede: with a giant foodservice roll
StanistGirl23: yep
StanistGirl23: no other way

Snakes who may or may not Be
in a car
on a boat?
hangliding?
taking the train

No,
Snakes
on
a
motherfucking
plane

some footage

/stolen from elsewhere.