The Fat Spy starring Jayne Mansfield (and also Phyllis Diller)

I watched this movie last night. I bought this "Diva 20 Movie Pack" because it contained it.

The Fat Spy was one of the weirdest fucking movies I've ever seen. Spoof jokes and girls dancing in bikinis (was this ALREADY a stereotype in 1965?) and Jayne seeming out of place, and random musical sequences (a lot of them!) and diabolical schemes... I was really confused.

awwwyeah...got my tickets.

About a year and a half ago, Costco discontinued the socks I've been buying for the last 20 years. Nothing fancy, just an all cotton white crew sock. They've since replaced the all cotton with some sort of advanced technology poly-something-or-other material. They make my feet sweat, and I can't stand them. Furthermore, they also discontinued my favorite brand of no-show socks. These steadfast little puppies fit exactly under the line of my low top chucks, and never fell down. Gold toe was the brand. I've been searching high and low for suitable replacements, but to no avail. Anyone out there have socks in either of these categories they are happy with? This last weekend, I found a few pairs of the brand new cotton jobbies while cleaning out my mom's old house. Jackpot. But the end is in sight. All my other pairs are soon going to be more holes than socks. Anyone?

I've had a 24 Hour Nautilus membership for about 3 years from now but I honestly haven't been to the gym in about 2 years. What's really idiotic about that is that I have a month-to-month membership. So for 2 years I was paying $30 a month to them on my intentions to get back to the gym. Well I finally quit because I'm so poor right now, $30 is a hard hit to take. I went down to the gym to cancel and they said they couldn't cancel it there, I had to call a number. That sounds very easy, doesn't it? I tried calling this number several times and every time I called the recording says it will be about a 14-17 minute wait. First of all, "Wow, I guess a lot of people are canceling their memberships." No, I think I learned the real reason. I finally decided to hold and was subjected to terrible midi music interspersed with brainwashing tips on how to get the most out of my workout, how 24-Hour Nautilus is the best gym in the world, and promos for their special workout classes called "Group Sex"... oh wait, no it was called "Group EX". And literally the recording says "When you tell your friends you're going to a Group X workout class, you don't just SOUND cool, you ARE cool." I got to hear these repeating messages about 7-8 times each. I passed the time by playing Tetris; actually it's one of my highest scores and I had to pause it when the guy actually picked up the phone. Part of me wanted to say "Hey, you know what? I've changed my mind about canceling because I want to have Group Sex at the gym!" or "Man that brainwashing was the best workout I've had in years!" But I was afraid they would hang up on me.

Go ahead and call the number (866) 308-8179, and press 1 to "cancel your membership" and that will send you to the 15 minute brainwashing workout. It actually did make me sweat a little.

Okay, back to my best Tetris game ever. I've been trying to beat Courtney's high score for weeks!

I HAVE A JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IN PULASKI!!!!!!!!!!!! WHICH I CAN WALK TO!!!!!!!!!!