necklace
2 gauge earrings
hoodle zipper
my skull.
fucking rad.

the bridge across my nose is my ponytail holder.

ok, so is this guy a bighearted, well-intenioned animal lover or a COMPLETE FUCKING MORON?

i just watched the grizzly man.
i have never felt so guilty for laughing. i mean, th eguy got eaten by bears; thats sad. but... hes just such a goofy moron!

So,

There is this guy who comes to the Warehouse. He used to be really annoying, but has recently chilled out. Also, he is going to be directing me in my next play. However, he still irritates many people, and always excpects to get everything here for free...........So I like to play this little "game" with him. He always asks me for special coffee (with a shot of something in it), and I always pour some crazy liquor in it. Today is my crowning achievement. I just gave him a large black coffee with Jager, Sambuca (to cover the jager), southern comfort, and wild turkey. All in all about four shots worth of this mish-mash, or one third of the cup. I cannot keep a straight face......And yet he so far has said nothing about it being odd or strong........

heheheheheheheh
Denman

Today Jeremy and I were supposed to celebrate Valentine's Day. It's the first day I've had free. We planned to dress up and he was going to cook a four or five course meal indoors. We'd done the same last year.

His wallet was stolen.

He didn't realize it until he reached the grocery store. He was so upset when he came home. We looked everwhere. The only thing we could figure was the in the five minutes he had fallen asleep on the bus, someone had pushed aside his long coat and taken his wallet from his pocket. I canceled my credit card that he was holding and he canceled his bank card.

After some fruitless looking and calling around, we decided to go back to the store and try and get what he was planning on cooking with. Luckily they had put his cart aside. He had been really embarrassed when they had rung him up and he had realized his wallet was gone.

So he starts cooking and he makes some awesome appetizers and shrimp toast and we realize we need something for later. I decided to stay behind and clean up while Jeremy went out to get the necessary item. I gave him five bucks cash to get it because... you know, no wallet.

So apparently while he's out, he get's what he's supposed to get, and decides to get some popcorn at the movies with the change. He loves movie popcorn. So he get's his popcorn and is walking along happily in the 15 degree weather munching. He gets to a stoplight. Another guy stops beside him. Without even glancing, Jeremy tilts the popcorn his way. The guy looks at him, looks at the offered popcorn, then says, "Thanks man, I've had a rough day." He takes some popcorn, the light changes, and they walk on.