I hate Valentine's Day. I hate being reminded that I'm NOT in love and that somehow I'm less than human because I aint' got a girlfriend, fiancee, wife whatever. That sucks. Forget that man. For all those on here who currently have girlfriends, fiancees, wives or really just appreciate true love good for you. As for me, I'm 100 percent certain that my next gal friend ain't in this city.

I've come to that conclusion. She just don't live here or in Virginia or Murrland or anywhere. She does not exist. I'm tired of going to the same bars, the same parties and seeing the same people. I mean youre all cool and all but none of you just have anything to offer me. I want someone who's NOT been corrupted by this city.

I don't want some durn hipster girlfriend but I don't want a yuppie either. i don't somebody who's relationship lineage i can trace back to six of my MySpace friends. @#$# MySpace.

everybody be frontin' here man. Austin. That's where I'm going next. Austin, TX. I'm following Carla and Chris only not as far. It may be another year from now but by the time I'm 30 I will no longer be a resident of washington DC. i wil be a resaid ent of Austin Texas,. Richard Linklater, robert rodriguez, and you will know us by the trail of dead. all from Austin.

who's from Dc besides Fugazi and marion Berry? Spike Jonze was born in Rockville but he hasn't thought to give back to this area.

30. Reggie. Austin. That's what's up.

Even though yesterday was that dreaded holiday Valentine's Day. Today's way cooler 'cuz it's Julie's birthday, so here's a V-Day themed birfday cake for ya homey.

sorry i haven't posted these for the last couple weeks. been really busy...

anyway, this week's comic is here:

#67: Kill All the Cartoonists!

Last week's:

#66: Last Minute Valentine

Week before that:

#65: Fantasy Football Kama Sutra!

also had some illustrations run the last two weeks:

this one and this one...

I feel weird posting this link here, because I basically owe josh a bajillion dollars for hosting my bajillion useless websites.
I want to take some of them down and consolidate the content, put google ads up... but I haven't gotten around to it.
I was hoping that my job interview at MICA would work out, and I could take some free web design classes, as a push to take the time and do it, and overcome the frustrations of my lack of skills.

Anyway, I'm lonely and bored a lot lately, and have been doing some bonding with my records. It's a lot easier to post on Blogger than it is to make my own site.
I'm happy with what I've been doing, and I want to share it and get feedback and stuff. Sadly, this is like the best thing going in my life right now.

My mp3 blog:



Maybe if you think it's really super, you can send Josh a dollar in the mail.

I just like to throw this out there:

HURRAY FOR FUCKING!

I mean, FUCK, FUCKING IS AWESOME. Outside of a couple of really nice drugs, it's pretty much the best sensation to be had here on this lowly ground.

Teach me how to repent of fucking, oh, lord, and I'll piss on you.

I hope that yesterday everyone got to fuck, no hang-ups, no guilt, no normal politics associated with negotiating a good lay. I hope you just got fucked or just fucked or did some FUCKING on the one day of the year our masters have set aside to specifically be thankful for FUCKING and everything it does for everyone.