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anthony


State of the Union

Everyday I look forward to taking a shit at work. It's the only time that I can be alone, read, and listen to music without worrying that I'm neglecting something, because for those few minutes, relaxing and relieving myself are my number one priority. Kind of sad, but the paychecks are worth it.

When I have dental work done, I pass on the numbing agent. Part of it's me just being a tough dude, and the other stems from this time in high school. I had just had a cavity filled, and half of my face was numb, so I talked funny and looked funny. I couldn't slurp a straw or drink without dribbling the contents. I spent half the day using the collar of my shirt to wipe up spit. Some time during the day, my friends and I went to the grocery store, only to be kicked out because they thought I was making fun of their retarded bagger.

The state of our union is confident and strong.
It was kind of fun watching everyone sit up and down. The cameraman/woman did a great job focusing on the Democrats reluctance to clap or stand after certain parts of the speech. So much partisan drama...I could hardly stand it.

[ posted by anthony at 02/01/2006 12:55:58 AM ]
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myriam

I wish I knew how to...

I have the hardest time getting up out of bed in the morning. No matter how stressful my life seemed the night before, and how many times I told myself, "you HAVE to be at work by nine!!! Otherwise there's no way you'll get all your work done!!! Have to have to have to!!" ...when I wake up I invariably feel like I have all the time in the world to get things done. I cuddle up under the covers and watch the minutes tick by on my big clock. Eventually I take a shower and then deliberate for a while on what to wear. It's only when I finally get out of the house and start walking to work that suddenly my tremendous work load hits me again, and by then I'm already off to a late start.

Does anyone else have trouble leaving warm bed-heaven? How do *you* get yourself out of bed in the mornings?

[ posted by myriam at 02/01/2006 09:21:05 AM ]
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craig

All you need is love

So who wants a valentine? I am eager to spread joy and affection this Valentine's day. It's like the Holiday season just never ends!!! Thank you Hallmark, for providing me with this opportunity!

Just clicky the little envelope beneath my head, and send me your address.

Love,

<3 <3 <3

Craig

[ posted by craig at 02/01/2006 10:54:03 AM ]
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brandon


It's the first Wednesday of the Month!

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[ posted by brandon at 02/01/2006 01:07:40 PM ]
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josh




pay your parking tickets.

today my car got booted because I was late paying a parking ticket. as a result, I spent the following time on hold (not counting conversation time):

30 minutes calling parking office
30 minutes calling again after they hung up on me
20 minutes calling the seperate number to pay by phone
30 minutes calling the parking office with my confirmation #, to find out my car is no longer booted-it's towed!
20 minutes waiting for the person to speak to supervisor about waiving my tow fee
30 minutes being transferred to said supervisor, who tells me that the previous person had no clue and the tow fee was unwaivable
10 minutes calling the numbers this supervisor gave me for the tow yard, which were wrong
20-25 minutes calling the tow yard, to find out the parking office hadn't faxed the release form even though they said they had
45 minutes calling the parking office, who again said they faxed the form
20 minutes calling the tow yard to ask about the form, they got it (but couldn't find it when i got there even though it was attached to my papers)

worst day.

thanks to Tony and Chris, who got me over to the tow yard!

[ posted by josh at 02/01/2006 04:35:08 PM ]
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chrisx



Friday Night Action in Baltimore



Book signing at Atomic Books and then head to the Ottobar for-




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www.myspace.com/reptilianrecords

[ posted by chrisx at 02/01/2006 05:12:26 PM ]
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reggie




Gay Cowboys: The Final Chapter

A month ago, I reviewed King Kong with a long list of adjectives that I would use as one-word reviews of that movie. Here's my one word review of Brokeback Mountain:

Yawn.

Seriously though. It's not that bad. As I expected it is quite well-written. As I expected it is very well acted. As I expected the cinematography was rather exceptional. In fact very little about the movie actually surprised me.

That said, there were four things that I did find to be quite a pleasant surprise.

#1 and #2 - Anne Hathaway's boobies
#3 and #4 - Michelle Williams' boobies

I conclude that Brokeback Mountain will not turn you gay. If I had one or two major complaints it would be that A) it's a sappy chick flick and B) there's way too much nothing going on. I mean I found myself waiting for something to happen far too often. Anything. Even if it was nekkid buttsecks at least that's SOMETHING. It's actually a fairly tame and veerrrrryyyy leisurely paced movie in which, not a whole lot happens.

My only other complaint is that because of the movie's restrained tone, there are a couple of opportunities to really grab the audience that I thought were passed on.

In closing, is it the Best Picture of the Year? I don't think so. I don't even think it is the best of the five films nominated for the Oscar in that category (those are in no particular order because they're all on the same level: Munich, Goodnight and Good Luck and Capote) but it is way better than Crash. My regret is that the REAL best picture A History of Violence isn't among the five nominees.

[ posted by reggie at 02/01/2006 06:18:55 PM ]
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andrew

Three Albums I liked in 2005:


1. The Go-Betweens "Oceans Apart": I don't know the whole story about the Go-Betweens, and I don't care. But they remind me of what the Australian pyschedelic band the church could have evolved into. The chord changes are always interesting, the lyrics are mysterious but not total nonsense. There's a CD included of a live concert of some of their oldies which is basically garbage. The best tunes are "Darlinghurst Nights" and "This Nights for You".



2. Sufjan Stevens "Illinois"- I like this album because it pretends to be very deep, but it could be very shallow. The album cover is a folk art imitation of a Slick Rick album, the historical lyrics basically sound like they were gleened from google, the horns solos stick note for note to the melody, and the upbeat tunes sound like Gap commercials. But that's the way people from Illinois are, unsentimental.



3. Our New Orleans 2005- Benefit for the Gulf Coast: I used to play at the Maple Leaf Piano nights on Mondays when I was at LSU. Basically the only way you could learn to swing like those cats was to either go to New Orleans or to Berklee. It's something that I just could never ignore, throughout grunge, indy rock, whatever's next. Allen Touissant has a great minor-key version of Tipitina, and even the studied vaudevillianism of the Preservation Hall guys is kind of neat, the way they change up the lyrics so deftly.

[ posted by andrew at 02/01/2006 10:50:41 PM ]
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brandon


Why I love Last-FM

White man came across the sea
He brought us pain and misery
He killed our tribes, he killed our creed
He took our game for his own need

We fought him hard, we fought him well
Out on the plains, we gave him hell
But many came...

Riding through dustclouds and barren wastes
Galloping hard on the plains
Chasing the redskins back to their holes
Fighting them at their own game
Murder for freedom a stab in the back
Women and children and cowards attack

Run to the hills
Run for your lives
Run to the hills
Run for your lives

Soldier blue in the barren wastes
Hunting and killing their game
Raping the women and wasting the men
The only good Injuns are tame
Selling them whisky and taking their gold
Enslaving the young and destroying the old

Run to the hills
Run for your lives
Run to the hills
Run for your lives

Run to the hills
Run for your lives
Run to the hills

[ posted by brandon at 02/01/2006 10:53:43 PM ]
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