Any DC peeps innarested in going to a midnight screening of King Kong Tuesday night at the Uptown???

This is my buddy Jobie and me. We have the same birthday and without any planning or wish lists he ended up buying me Johnny Walker Red and I got him Bushmills. I guess I'm more of a bourbon drinker, I like Jack and Jim Beam, often mixed with coke or lemonade. I have barely made a dent in this Johnny Walker Red since October because it tastes strangely medicinal to me. I don't know how I'm supposed to drink this stuff. It makes coke taste like the dentist. I'm drinking it now with Limeade and it's tolerable. Any ideas? Anyone have a favorite JWR recipe? Is the Red kind of low quality and did I get the bad end of the gift exchange or is this a decent whisky and I just don't like it?

p.s. secret santa, no Johnny Walker Red, please.

"Hey, when's the last time you've seen a bluebird?"

"Fuck if I know. What the hell kinda bird is that one?"

"I don't know, something new to these parts. Sure looks like he aint goin nowhere. Damn non-native species fuckin shit up."

Meanwhile in the meadow...

"Dude, if this snowman was real he might be a parson."

"Uh, yeah... a real man would be a person--what the fuck are you talking about?"

"No, a PAR-son."

"What's a parson?"

"I guess it's like a priest."

"Hey watch this, he'd go 'Hello, I'm a snowman parson. Are you married'? Haha! And we'd be all, 'No way, we aren't, we're just dating. But the next time you are in town you can marry us. Ha ha!"

"Eh.. yeah, because we'd be that casual about it. Anyway, he IS in town right now so if our wedding depends on such a random circumstance as a snowman parson visiting our city again, why wait? Let's get it overwith."

"Right. Yeah, I don't know what I was thinking. So what do you want to do now?"

"I really want to discuss our terrorist attack, we need to really plan it out. Can we talk about it by that fire over there?"

"Okay. You know, the snowman looks more like a clown now that I think about it--HEY, those fucking kids are knocking down our snowman! I'm gonna kick the shit outta--"

"No, no, come on, let's go. I really love the snow but my nose is freezing off!"

"Alright. Hey, guess what? I learned how Eskimos fuck."

"Oh really? How?"

"I'll show ya later, heh."

"Shut UP, dork."