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Thanks, Chris X, for convincing me to go out last night.

[ posted by kara at 12/07/2005 10:51:45 AM ]
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carla





Man, fuck a bunch of this.

I need to vent. Feel free to ignore this infact I'm sure you probably should.

Today this DOUCHEEEEBAG came in demanding to use the bathroom and I said he'd have to tell me who he was here to see FIRST and he couldn't so I wouldn't let him use it (cause he seemed shady) and he started yelling at me.

Seriously. Go the fuck on and yell at me you ugly bastard. I'm up at a front desk by myself, it's SO EASY isn't it? I hope you shit and/or piss all over yourself because you are a PATHETIC excuse for a human being. "BABY HAS TO GO THE BATHROOM! BABY GOING TO HAVE TANTRUM!!!!" FUCK FUCK FUCK YOURSELF.

I found myself calmly saying "Please don't speak to me like that....." and then he left and I hope he smells like excrement and piss for the rest of the day (but I doubt I'd be so lucky).

Thank you for making me all RED AND RASHY AND SHAKY YOU SCUM FUCK.
If wish I had the energy to draw a picture of you beheaded with your head eating your feces.

I have extreme PMS and I am A LADY FULL OF RAGE. I don't even think I make sense anymore.

Sometimes I feel like my life is like one neverending video game of me constantly trying to dodge assholes.

-Asshole trying to harass me POW +50 points!!!
-Here comes a crackhead asking for money.....ooh! +30 points!
-Ohhh, that skeezy guy on the Metro called you a bitch when you didn't smile at him -20 points!
-WHOA! You almost got hit by a big SUV driven by some mongoloid down a one way street. +50 POIIINTS!
-Here comes some smily nut with Fundamentalist Christian propaganda- DODGED FOR 20 POINTS!!!

YOWEE! It's gonna be a great day. I'm gonna save my score!!! YES CGC!! I WON.

[ posted by carla at 12/07/2005 11:39:09 AM ]
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abby


hey guys, whats happening?

i have the day off. this is the fifth day off i've had in six days. i haven't gotten anything done, but i don't know if i had anything to get done anyway. my paycheck wasn't ready at work.i'd feel dishonest if i didn't admit that i was mistakenly scheduled to work tonight. wednesdays have my only permanently unavailable evening, so the cafe owner told me to just not come in, and he'd handle it. he won't handle anything and everyone is going to hate me tonight. oh well. by friday they'll all think i'm great again.

wednesday evenings are mine so that i can watch lost.

i don't know what to do until then. i might clean the living room, it never really recovered from zack soto's visit. this is not a personal insult to zack. sometime i should treat you all with a detailed post recounting zack's visit to my home. it was amazing. zack is probably one of the coolest dudes i have ever met in my life.

which gets me thinking about the south. weird! its almost tropical, its almost mexico in my mind when you start touching the gulf. there are fucking sharks in the gulf. you touch water that touches the yucatan, that touches that great crater from that meteorite that went and snuffed out the seemingly eternal flame of the dinosaurs. that probably doesn't strike you all as strange, but i've got news for you, it is. its also weird to be so far away from the great lakes. your bodies of water are all flipped around weird and crazy.

this is a picture that always makes me laugh, even when i think about it, which seems to be happening a lot lately.

woof woof

i tried to write a couple paragraphs here about smoking weed and how i want to be better at it, and these boots i bought, but none of it worked out. lucky for you guys. it was all pretty stupid.

its official: today i will eat what they call golden falafel from the al pacino cafe, despite strong warnings from both josh and kara. part of being an adult, i think, is making other people's mistakes and learning from them for real.

[ posted by abby at 12/07/2005 04:06:47 PM ]
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Bendependent





DF#58: Birthday Bear's Winter Wonderland!

[ posted by Bendependent at 12/07/2005 04:24:50 PM ]
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cam



Random Cam Thoughts # 3

1. i apologize for not being a good member of the killoggs community.
2. i promise to do better for 2006.
3. i have been super busy and tired all the time, but word i will be back in full circle
4. i sort of had a mental breakdown about where my life was going. i really didn't believe in the whole cliche "quarter-life crisis" but shit was bogging me down
5. i'm really excited to finally break out of my shell by moving and starting anew.
6. fuck office jobs, i can't deal any longer

but on lighter notes

1. it's the holidays. hell yes to good things
2. GET THIS SNOW SHIT HAPPENING!!
3. "project runway" starts tonight
4. i hate crazy frog

[ posted by cam at 12/07/2005 04:30:49 PM ]
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