I was just thinking about what an excellent group of human beings you are. Smart, loyal, fun (and funny), creative and interesting and talented - even if I don't know you well or talk to you often, I am glad to have entered your lives even briefly. Seriously. You are goddamned TOP SHELF.

So, you know, just know that a girl in Chicago thinks the world of you.

Bonfires burning bright
Pumpkin faces in the night
I remember Halloween
Dead cats hanging from poles
Little dead are out in droves
I remember Halloween
Brown leafed vertigo
Where skeletal life is known
I remember Halloween
This day anything goes
Burning bodies hanging from poles
I remember Halloween
Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween
Candy apples and razor blades
Little dead are soon in graves
I remember Halloween
This day anything goes
Burning bodies hanging from poles
I remember Halloween, Halloween,
Halloween, Halloween Halloween,
Halloween, Halloween, Halloween

-Misfits

Order now and get it in time for XMAS!!!
(or hopefully much much sooner)

DIRTFARM book: $8 postpaid



contains first 46 DF comics i believe. i have about 30 left from the original run, but I may make more if people want them. Cover blood spatters vary. See below for ordering instructions.

FLYING GUY poster: $6 postpaid



2 color screenprinted 11x17 posters. They're really glossy (unlike regular screenprinted posters - thought i should mention that). See below for ordering instructions.

I HATE FAPPY THE SEAL shirt: $12 postpaid



sizes are S, M, L, XL (although I'm not sure how many of each I have left). Print quality also varies because I printed all of these myself. I won't send you a crappy print though. See below for ordering instructions.

GLOW IN THE DARK MONSTER SHIRT: $14 postpaid




sizes are S, M, L, XL (although I'm not sure how many of each I have left). These are bad ass. They GLOW dammit!!! Print varies because I printed all of these myself. See below for ordering instructions.

COMIC JOURNAL june-july 2004: $5 postpaid



I also have a bunch of these left. There's a whole lot to read in this thing. It's got like 160 panels. See below for ordering instructions.

MONSTER postcard: $1 postpaid



HEART SUICIDE stickers:



FREE with any order. Can be cut into 4 mini stickers.

ORDERING INSTRUCTIONS:

send me an email with what you want using THIS FORM. Please put SEND ME SOME STUFF, YOU "__________" in the subject line (fill in the blank however you wish). I will check the availability of what you want and write you back with a paypal link for payment. If you don't use paypal, we can make other arrangements.

WOOT.

more later...

He has bested me with his fierce scolex and assorted flame cells. I am quitting things without spines forever.*



*cue the part where my soul is restored and I look human again, as in accounts of exorcisms, or that last episode of "Buffy" where Willow finds the white magicks