i'm drunk and i'm watichng the wire and on demaned. this is the best show ever. period. i didn't see season 3 at all until now. this is the best season of th4e best show ever. i've had three shots of stoli rasberry and chased em with four beers. i shouldn't be d4runk but i am. 3 pbrs and some freakin michelob ultra (somebody left it at the hous at a party. it's free so i'm drinkin it. it tastes like the bottom of my foot but hey it works.my neighbors are prbobaly wonderign what all the noise is coming from m y hizouse...that's just me drunk and laughing and falling \off of my chair.

did i mention that the Wire is the best show is ever made? cuz it is. iF there's anything good to say about baltimore (besides the fact that the beautiful Kara and Abby live there) is that it's inspired perhaps the two greatest cop shows in the history of the genre in The Wire and Homicide.

Omar might be the single best written character on television today and Andre Royo (he plays Bubs) is a brilliant freakin actor...though they haven't really given him much to work with since season 1, either way he's great.

josh we needa new character uhm category "drunk reviews" and RAwls is GAY!!! can you believe that? RAWLS is gay! wow. i can't belive i'm drunk off of three shots of stoli and some freakin beer. (to be fair the 2nd shot was a double.)

okay. i guess i'm done. man i can't wait for the weekend to get here i wanna get drunk (again) and cut loose! On Halloween it'll be the 1 year anniversary of me being back in DC. YAYYYYUYYYYYYYYY

i made this for my friend who is dressing up as tom cruise's character in risky business for his halloween party on friday. you know: button down shirt and underwear. so this is the undershirt.

what's your costume?

Rick and I stumbled over the Best Costume Idea Ever tonight, when discussing Jess' "sexy noun" costume complaint:

Sexy Terri Schiavo.

That's right.

Sexy Terri Schiavo.

We're talking red high heels, messily applied, drooled-all-over lipstick encircling her periodic moan-issuing lips, eyeshadow smudged over slack eyelids, glittery mousse in the ole "my vegetative hands chopped this themselves" hairstyle, and a hospital gown all pinned back into a tight little nighttime number (comes with revealing backside slits!). She can play "Follow the Balloon", waving it around in a sexy manner and fluttering her eyelids suggestively. She cultivates mystique by only communicating through head-bobs. Her silky moans will be siren calls.

Best of all, this costume works well when both sober AND drunk!

So, who's down?

toilets over here come in two varieties... the normal kind, and the kind you have to squat over facing the opposite wall. the one in our school is the squatty kind; i teach in a japanese kindergarten most of the day, and the little japanese-style bathroom has an itty-bitty window turned to an empty alley. this window is also blocked by a pipe.

the building facing the alley has three-stories, and is positioned about 10 feet away. this afternoon, i was just finishing up a normal activity called peeing when i looked up trhough the window to see an old man on the second-floor of the building across the way, leaning way out and turned sideways, with a pair of binoculars.

now i ask you, what was he seeing with binoculars besides a close-up of my boring black underwear. and...
EEEEEUUUUUUUUWWWWWWWW!!!!!!

p.s. this is not our school bathroom. ours is much cleaner and has pink tile.

here's this week's comic...