I DONT KNOW BUT VEGAS IS AWESOME AND I WENT TO A CLUB FULL OF HIP AZNS AND I LOVE IT. ALSO MY SISTER FRIEND WORKS WITH THE DUDE SINGER FROM THE KILLERS' WIFE. I HAVENT BEEN HAPPIER THAN RIGHT NOW. GOD BLESS AMERICA.

Some paintings I'm auctioning on Ebay:

Dogs Humping

Redneck BBQ

Hot Lips

Zero bids so far! If you have any advice, let me know. I'm thinking I should have waited until tomorrow to begin the auctions, when more people have access to the internet and aren't busy doing other weekend activities.

"let me take your photo, let me take your photo--graphh!"

wait. why, yes, i am in the market for a photo printer. hey! i have friends, like in the commercial, who i enjoy taking pictures of. because you know, life goes by fast, just like these white people are moving. i'm white!

and i know this buzzcocks-sounding song. i love this song. wait. this is on something really random like a teen line or killed by death or bloodstains or chocolate soup for diabetics comp.

how do they know this song! how is the artist never gonna see money from it?

ew. i'm alienated. i will not buy your product. this was like a date where you moved way too fast.
and from me, that's saying something.