Brad just bet me $25 and Ben $10 that Justin, Britney, and Christina (Xtina) were NOT mouseketeers.

What's up, Brad?

RETARDED

We are understaffed, but until we can hire an experienced professional to replace the people who left, they want to hire a temp to help ME out with MY job, so I can help my manager.
The thing is I like the stuff I do and I don't want to hand it over to anyone. Plus, I don't do as much work as they think I do... how am I going to convince them that I'm giving this temp a bunch of responsibilities.
I don't want to teach him/her jack shit!

it's kind of a tradition for me to eat a mcdonalds breakfast after a night of drinking, so i did just that today... but now i am full, and sleepy and don't feel like working.

this sucks. i need more coffee, guys.

this morning i heard my phone go off, but i didn't feel like getting up, so i slept in another hour and rolled into work around 10. I didn't shower but I did brush my teeth, which counts for something. I wish there weren't so many dummies that lived in the district. It must be the lead in the water

I'm moving later this week...

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this is a picture of me being awesome

I wish girls wouldn't have periods to signify that they didn't screw up and get pregnant. I think that they should have something like the star of david show up on their face or something so you'd know who to avoid. pregnant women are gross...liek this
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i hope this week ends soon. i touched a girls boobs the other day. it was kind of cool, but then she wanted to talk to m e after and i wanted to just listen to music an d look up knives on the internet

ok...bye

I'm going on some kind of... blind date tomorrow.. like.. a double date.. or something.

Sometimes, I don't know what to do with bills other than, you know, pay them. But I'm forgetful so I use places on the internet to do the paying for me.

Neat huh?

Basically, though, I'm a sad lonely guy with an ever-expanding gut and the feeling that one day I might just kill someone maybe myself, maybe people of some ethnic minority. Maybe white guys in suits. Not zoot suits. If I found someone wearing a zoot suit, they'd have to be in worse shape than I, so, I'd let 'em go.

big announcement

THE EAMES ERA HAS A CD RELEASE PARTY FOR THEIR UPCOMING MEGAHIT ALBUM OF THE FALL, DOUBLE DUTCH, AT THE SHAW CENTER ON FRIDAY, AUGUST 26th.

I don't know why 'big announcement' won't BLINK. Are BLINK tags disabled on this log? Maybe if you view this site through Mosaic, it'll blink.

TTYL

Brandon

Well, this can't be good:

HEY EVERYBODY NATHAN IS 30!!!