star wars is still good. im talkin about the oringial business. even though you have to watch it with all the new cgi bullshit, its SO good. and it makes you want to rewatch the new one, whcih is what made me want to rewatch this one again. etc. ol george did an ok job, guys. i could go on and on

I'll be celebrating this memorial day by _not_ masturbating starting 15 minutes ago.

I figure for all the guys who lost their lives or had it shot off, I can abstain from shooting off for a few hours on their behalf. Dog bless America! Lebensraum!

So, remember, Indian chicks are the new chaste play-friends. They'll be all the rage here soon

DON"T MASTURBATE TODAY!

Because...

And honestly, look at that guy, he may walk on water from time to time, but he doesn't appear to know how to run a razor under water and shave. Do you want to scuff up your mom's genitals on Jesus's whiskers? It's not like he enjoys tugging on her worn and sagging labia with those immaculately conceived pearly whites of his. Sure the lord descended into a suffocating furnace of gnashing and wretchedness, but at least in that hell he had room to stroll around and on the third day he rose again from his labors. Knowing your mom, it'll probably take him 40 days and 40 nights before he'll get the old ice-queen sowbag to shudder across the finish-line in the closest approximation of a middle-aged orgasm she can fake.

So, do if for our fallen soldiers, do it for Jesus, do it for your mom - who'd - let's be honest, rather watch her stories than fuck at her age - HONOR THEM ALL BY NOT MASTURBATING (ANYMORE) TODAY.

* I found that image somewheres else and take no credit for it.

I just got back from a weeks vacation and it totally rocked. We saw Nine Inch Nails in Houston and got picked to go to the after party where we met the band!!!! It was so killer. I asked the guitar player how he maintained his energy level after playing every night for such a long time. His anwer: "Drugs". I talked to him for a while and the keyboard player as well and we watched people take pictures with Trent but our stupid asses didn't bring a camera.
From Houston we flew to Midland, TX, rented a car and went to Carlsbad Caverns and Guadalupe Nat'l Parkfor a night, then went to Roswell for a night, then went to the Lincoln National Forest and stayed in the town of Cloudcroft for 2 nights where we went hiking 2.5 miles at 8000 feet up and it was cold. We also went to the Space Museum and the White Sands Nat'l Monument in Alamagordo.
Now I'm back and tryiing hard not to get back to reality. I really don't want to go back to work. I want to go on vacations all the time. It's funny how vacations make you realize what your really all about. Too often I define myself by my job. I want to make sure I go back and read this post so I remind myself to stop doing that. Anyway, I'll try to post pictures once I shrink them down.

Ingredients:
4 Kegs of good beer
1 fridge full of 40's
1 Case of wine
Disposable cameras to pass around.
Palm Reader
2 bands
live hip hop(including an 8 mile style battle)
4 dj's
Friends

Mix together and let simmer for hours, and hours. This is what it may look like. Results vary. May need steam cleaner for carpet next day.