i woke up drunk at erica nm's house and got here 2 hours late. what a last day ever! here's to six years of something

I'm all tapped out, gimme good time killin websites...go.

My friend Matt made a shirt design for me a long time ago, and I recently found a small-run silkscreening place that will do small orders for a very nice price... so I'm finally making them!

I would like to do quarterly "designer showcase" shirts for McCarthyism, where a designer kind of goes off and comes up with their own thing that may or may not have much to do with the label's "look" or whatever... If you want to design a future shirt, respond below!

If you would like to buy one of these, they are $10 postpaid, or $7 in person. To buy via paypal click the button above:

To buy via snail mail, send the funds to:

Josh Sisk
7209 25th Ave
Hyattsville, MD 20783-2752

Either way, specify orange or blue, or risk getting whichever I feel you would look best in. Current sizes range from YL-L. If you want a bigger one, respond below.

...I just remembered how much of a genius I am. I think it's because I walked by a mirror saw the reflection of my gorgeously handsome face and got distracted. It also just occured to me that I am by far the coolest member of Killoggs and that everyone else on here, undeniably cool as you all are, really just aspires to be one millionth as cool as I am. (Even at that ratio, every member of Killoggs is already a trillion times cooler than everyone else on the planet...I'm just that much cooler.)

I also make the greatest pancakes on the face of the earth. Period. I'm also the best lover. I smell better than most people I know (and everyone I don't know.) I've caused exactly 57.5 car accidents just because people driving by were so enraptured by my handsomeness. Gawd I'm awesome.

I posted in my journal a few weeks ago that I was "accidentally" rear-ended by a girl while driving back from Philly, the fact of the matter is she was just looking for an excuse to talk to me.

The reason I've only had one serious relationship has nothing at all to do with social awkwardness but rather it's extremely hard finding a non-Killoggs woman that's even halfway worthy of being my girlfriend.

If you were a person I deemed respectable enough to ride in my car you would find it to be what most normal people refer to as "messy." That is so far from the truth, the truth is it's a highly advanced system of organization far too complex for me to even think about explaining on this site.

Anyway, I just thought I'd remind you all of how amazing I am.

And here are some examples of great things that other Killoggers have done:

*Josh actually invented the color turquoise but it was an accident, he did it while building the nuclear reactor underneath the "Dirtfarm."

*The reason Kara is so tired all the time is because she's busy saving our country from terrorist attacks.

*Carla can speak every language on the face of the Earth and is in the process of inventing twelve new languages...just for kicks!

*Ben invented art.

*Brad is a ghost writer on the Dave Chappelle show. He actually writes about 99% of the skits.

*Angie actually holds the record for most car accidents caused from drivers staring at her with 1674.5 over a period of eight months (we actually share one, hence the .5)

*Abby can dunk a basketball from half-court.

*Julie invented the human soul (as well as garden nomes.)

*Now this one is only a rumor, but allegedly Amanda designed all the new state quarters.

*This one is an urban legend as well: apparently Cam is actually the queen of Europe, she just hangs out in DC to observe how we grow mushrooms.

*By the time I finish writing this Carla will have invented six new languages and Sonny will have completely re-designed the taco.

I'm sure there's more about us that I'm forgetting but that's because I'm too busy abridging the dictionary.

i now have about 5,000 games on my xbox. gamebox games. genesis games. arcade games. atari games! super nintendo games. n64 games. it is absurd. there are even xbox games. too many to ever even begin to play them all. today i played bust a move, ms pac man, ms. pac man champion edition, earthworm jim2, the original asteroids, tetris, f-zero, several generations of super mario, zelda, zelda2, jade empire, lode runner, contra, quake2, and barbie super model (curiousity killed the cat...).

i am doomed.