yes folks, i'm sitting here munching on a bowl of yogurt covered in a bran-eriffic mountain of grape nuts, with honey on top. (*crunch crunch crunch*) sure is satisfying.
i'm afraid to drink my green tea, though, as those little fuckers will rehydrate and then my stomach will distend like sally struthers is my momma.
hey my name is cam. i guess i have been lurking a whole bunch on here, and here i am now.
i live in takoma park, md with the killoggs member, jess. i draw a lot, and getting back in the swing of art. watch a lot of movies and tv and listen to music. i know some useless pop culture shit, i think 40% of my brain is filled with this mush.
i work at georgetown, not in the same place as member ericanm. i seriously read celebrity magazines. and i like hot jams.
This Saturday
In Laurel
95 to 198w
take the first right
follow the signs
Bring crap to the dirtfarm or call me or email me and i can come and pick it up
If you would like to set up at the yard sale please bring a table
West Laurel is some high traffic area and made me the yard sailin fool i am
gott ago email me
i am lazily posting this update on my friend's amazing evening. in which life may have been created in a ledroit park bedroom that may have never actually seen heterosexual action!
names have been lamely changed.
A LESBIAN BABY IS MADE
by Manuel
What a weird night it was last night, dear. Oh my. So, what happened was they showed up egregiously late, which I was pissed about until I got a neurotic call from Jane apologizing frantically. During this time, karen, shawn and craig made fun of me ruthlessly, taking full advantage of the moment to make every possible beat off, erection maintenance, lesbian baby joke they could think of. This was pretty funny. I drank wine and smoked pot. J&B showed and, after high-fiving Bonnie, I went into my bedroom, managed to finally quit giggling, looked at porno on the internet, and masturbated into a little dish around the edges of which I had written the inspirational messages "spooge (just add egg)," "the bastard child of 1,000 maniacs," and "USA." Then, I used a syringe with a long, skinny humming bird nose on the end of it to slurp all the sperm up. Jane and Bonnie went into my bedroom for about a half an hour, wherein Jane laid on the floor and Bonnie helped her get all the goo up in her. Apparently, none oozed back out. then we sat around giggling, making bad jokes, and I had switched to whiskey left over from the party. A protocol to leave after such an event had not yet been established, so eventually I told them that there was no need to sit around in the afterglow w/me any longer, at which point they went home, Bonnie to plan her lessons for tomorrow, Jane to incubate and look over a friend's comp lit paper. I watched old buffy episodes.
i am SO exited for them. so excited that i don't want to mention that weed and whiskey only create babies when you don't want them.
well after nearly having my head blown off the other week as
i walked through my lovely Treme neighborhood, i've decided that
the life of an urban pioneer is no life for me. So I'm getting the fuck
outta this shithole before I die. Plus its getting really fucking hot. So
adios New Orleans, it's been real, but i gotta go get my shit together
somewhere else. Anyone in the area- holla.
My name is Anthony. I'm new, although I too have been lurking around here as well as being mentioned in a few people's posts. I finally decided to join but there's no sign up area, so I had to h4x0r my way in. I live and work in Virginia and still consider myself relatively new to the DC area. I am getting up in less than 5 hours to train for my first triathlon (which is coming up in a few weeks). I like bad jokes, even worse music, and trying to get enough sleep. Apparently I'm a huge dick on the internet, but here's to new beginnings, so hello everyone.
