When you're out with your friends in your new Mercedes Benz and you're on drugs
And you show up late for school 'cause you think you're really cool when you're on drugs
And you put on your headphones and you step into the zone when you're on drugs
But the world don't care if you are or are not there 'cause you're on drugs

Give it to me
We are all on drugs, yeah
Never get enough
We are all on drugs, yeah
Give me some of that stuff

And you twitch in your seat 'cause you wanna hit the street when you're on drugs
...

Listening to a snippet of We Are All On Drugs, one of the new Weezer songs, I can't help but wonder if Rivers Cuomo has lost it. And I don't just mean his musical genius. Maybe the music journalists are right - maybe he has lost his mind. We Are All On Drugs is the both lamest and most irresponsible song ever, managing to both glamourize and obscurely diss drug use among school-aged kids. It's like Nancy Reagan saying "drugs are great, don't do drugs." What was he thinking?