here.

So since my lawsuit went through, Jeremy and I are thinking of taking a weekend trip somewhere we've never been with the money. Cause that would be more fun than saving it. We're both kind of interested in the East Coast. Perhaps Boston. I've been to New York, though not since I was 17, but other than that I have been no where up there. Since a lot of you kids are from that area of the country, I thought perhaps you could suggest some good long weekend places to visit. I'm not sure when this will be. Probably sometime in May.

there is a party at my house this friday, april 1st and shit ain't no joke.

there is a lot of transition happening in the lives of my friends, a lot of which involves moving and touring. this may be the last weekend that the majority of my friends are all in dc at the same time, so sarah and i decided we should celebrate that - especially since it is FINALLY starting to feel like spring.

so say good-bye to the nice boys in manhunter, food for animals and a day in black and white as they leave for their respective tours (though not all together). also say good bye to mike petillo as he is roadie for adibw and to jen who is roadie for manhunter/ffa. also like language are going on tour, featuring fellow killoggers matthew and sean.

that's a lot of friends who will be traveling to lots of places in the next month.

so FRIDAY lets PARTY at PARTY TIME. bring some beer or like, whatever else (like that time redbeard brought the bag of vegan chipwiches) and hang hard. or something.

also if you don't know where i live feel free to email me for details by clicking on the little envelope guy under my head.

Wow...

The mere fact that this is a real page on a legitimate hospital website scares me. Of course, I wonder how ignorant the parents are and if they didn't have a white supremacist intention and merely a psycho religious one...

If only I'd been able to get home before the majority of the workforce today... There's a photocopied OFFICIAL NOTICE posted in the mailbox area of every building of the apartment complex, mentioning tha the annual fire alarm inspection will be held on April 1st, and thus, not to panic if the fire alarms sound on that day.

How awesome would it have been to be able to go around and remove these notices before any of the other residents saw them? Hahaha!

No, wait... how even AWESOMER would it be to go around posting these in an apartment complex, if you were an arsonist, and then actually set fires on that day, and no one would evacuate? Hahaha... ha... heh. Hoo. I may have to take my kittens to work with me on Friday, just in case.

chirp chirp chirp
"what's that sound, daddy?"
"that's the sound of a bird flying free"

crackle crackle crackle
"what's that sound, daddy?"
"the the sound of the grass growing proud and strong"

ding dong ding dong
"what's that sound, daddy?"
"that's the sound of lovers getting married in the sun"

things sound so warm in the springtime

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