There's this one chick I work with who I'm convinced is completely incapable of producing an inner monologue. She has the tendency to announce every thing she's going to do before doing it. And I don't mean announce in a big grand showy way I mean just kind of in a conversational way. I mean she's a nice gal and all, she ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer but she's still nice, kinda goofy too. But she really needs to cut down on the self-narration of the mundane actions of her life.
Like let's say she is going to buy a couple of DVD's. She'll basically kind of just say, "I'm going to put these DVD's on hold because I think I'm going to buy them later on." And it's not quite as mechanical as that but you get the idea. Again, overall she's a really sweet gal but I just want to say, "SHADDUP already with the self-narration, it's freakin' annoying!"
But then I think, well maybe she's on to something. Maybe we should all kind of just narrate our daily routines. It will take the pressure off of ever having to say anything worth while. Go to a bar, see a gal (or guy) that you're attracted, ease next to them and instead of coming up with something witty and "smooth" to say all you have to do is just say, "Hi. I'm just here to order an alcoholic beverage and stare at you and hope that you find me interesting enough to talk to."
Yeah, that'll work.
Now that I think about it. No, self-narration is not a good idea at all and I wish she'd stop. That's all.
...is that she was sexually assaulted, in the following manner:
she went to some guy's apartment,
and things were going further than she wanted,
and she felt uncomfortable with the situation,
so she said no once, and again,
and he did not stop at all,
so she kneed him as hard as she could in the groin,
punched him in the face,
grabbed her clothes and left.
And your reaction is:
A: Oh my god that's awful-are you okay?
B: That bastard, do you want help going back there to fuck him up?
C: Tell me what happened so I can understand.
D: Oh, yeah, sucks when that happens.
E: Damn, way to kick his ass! Good for you!
F: Something else entirely?
Also:
How do you think your gender and your past experiences have shaped or changed your answer?
They say he loved adventure, "Ricky's the wild one." He married trouble and had a courtship with a gun. Bang Bang Shoot 'em up, The party never ends. You can't think of dying when this week's comic is right here.
Lately I have been fascinated with modular living. I am not talking about your grandpa’s camper, or your uncle’s double wide. I am speaking of the new “sophisticated" (meaning over-priced) breed of portable housing such as this.
I wonder though, if I would get one of these, would I actually move around every couple years, as they are intended, or would I be regulated to a yuppie trailer park. Here is a large list of prefabs if you are remotely interested in this mundane subject.
Speaking of yuppie trailer parks, I really want to start a resort for the “white collars” who would travel to the country and pay top dollar to be able to live poor for a week. I really think this would be a hit, but I also swallow my gum.
So, it's time for another edition of the Definitive Guide to Who's Fuckable-in-a-completely-consensual- yet violent and oft-times scary way that could easily fling out of control into illegal acts of sexual battery were it not for a safe-word (drop the hyphens/spare the formatting) on Killoggs
"Now, now," you balk "Rape is NOT funny."
Never fear, I wholeheartedly agree.
Rape is not funny, at all. But it gives me a raging hard-on just thinking...
You know what, Killoggs, I'm sorry. Rape is a serious, serious evil that affects us one and all. I have no right to make light of rape, much less, inject it into my ongoing dialogue concerning my inappropriately sadistic fantasies about just raping the shit out of many of the nubile young bodies here - with their complete and informed permission, of course.
It should be noted that I respect women of all shapes and sizes, accept for whores who done me wrong.
Not only will I not submit a "girls of killoggs I'd like to have forceful intercourse with" post, I encourage you not to respond to this post with your own ideas. Furthermore, I encourage everyone to pick up a book by Andrea Dworkin, and ponder the suggestion that all intercourse is a form of Rape. Of course, don't let her biography interfere with her arguments. Rape is all around us, even when we're not raping or being raped. We are. So, I rape you goodnight. Rape easily tonight in your rape-beds, knowing that rape rape-morrow, you shall rape anew with the whole raping day before you to rape as you see rapingly fit.
A-rape, Rape-dieu and rape night
Breast,,
Brapeandon Rapely
