What the hell is this?


It figures that the first time I take the advice at the top of the club pages (you know, those ones you NON HEADS can't see), it bitches at me that my post is too short. I guess I need to click on the "Learn How to Use Killoggs" link at the top of the member page (you know, the other page you NON HEADS can't see).

Sunday night Hot B and I were making out on the couch, waiting for a Thai2Go delivery when the buzzer went off. To my great surprise it wasn't the Thai2Go delivery service, it was a male escort named Mike. Mike had allegedly been sent by someone named Stephanie who had paid for him to offer me his services for one hour. I don't know anyone named Stephanie, so I had to convince the supposed male escort that he had the wrong address, and that I had no use for his services. Of course the whole conversation took place in French, and Hot B had no idea what had just happened. When I explained it to him, he wanted to call the cops. In the end we didn't notify the police, but we did have a good laugh. How weird was that? Any chance that the dude in question was actually a male escort?

Ben sent our zines to MaximumRockNRoll, and mine got a very favorable review. It's not too late to order.