I'm posting to say that I don't know most of you. While I may hover over your journal or occasionally comment on your posts, I don't know you at all. Therefore, I'm inviting you to IM me. I don't really ever talk to anyone online and when I'm on I'm free to talk. So add me to your buddylist and next time you're bored you'll have someone new and interesting to talk to ...
The Pastime Lounge has the best freaking velvet tiger print bar ever
Can someone explain where "two stepping" originated in regard to Hard Core concerts. Who in the gay fuck decided that real hard core bands should be called "Core" instead. Who decided that it would be a good idea to revitalize spitting on people at concerts a la early black flag, the stooges, whatever. Also, who are the queer fucking homos that started that thing where you raise your hands up and air solo with tha fag guitar soloist on stage?
Does anyone know anything about the huge fight that supposedly happened at the Spanish Moon last week which is somewhat related to the above and apparently has sparked an on and offline shit-talking war. Someone told me about it, and inquiring minds want to know more. Has something to do with Torn Apart by Horses and someone's girlfriend getting punched in the mouth apparently for doing some of the stuff mentioned in the above paragraph. Actually, it's really funny, because when the fight was mentioned, I was thinking did that guy S. start it. And someone quipped, yeah, I thought that too, he's the Steve Albini of Baton Rouge. And I repllied he wishes that he were the Steve Albini of Baton Rouge.
All night long this 22 year old girl was telling us how freaking old we are. But she had a unaboob - or a trip-tit
But that guy with they awesome fucking facial hair posted twice in a row the other day, and I suppose that I should have the right to do it tonight.
In case it hasn't been pointed out before, I'd like to make mention of a few notable chests on Killoggs:
For starters:
Myriam Myriam, you have a great - I'd dare say, the greatest - chest on all the log. There are things I'd like to do to your chest area with my penis that would make Ron Jeremy blush - this is not counting the things that would include a garden-hose attachment.
Amanda Amanda, I really have to compliment you on your chest. It's a sight to behold. All alabaster and sinew. I'd squirm at the chance to feel them clasped around my loins as you whispered particularly difficult to pronounce terms important to mycology in my ear.
Julie Julie, your chest probably could have gone without mention today, it announces itself so. It is supremely chesty. It is begging for man-lotion - my man lotion. I would like some red food dye, too, so, it would appear to be really viscous blood, then I would like to mime stabbing you, in the chest of course. It belies my own thoughts to believe that a child of mine could ever sup at your nips. But lest I be remiss in expounding upon my own desires, let me proclaim how I wish that one day some bright young Astyanax of mine might sup upon the milky dew of your buds.
EricaNM You've got some tits, yo.
So, before this becomes yet another Guide to Who is Gay on Killoggs, hie to and raise your glasses for Tits, Slits and the bodies blessed by them both - or one if that's your thing
I wish you all good fucking this weekend.
Take to climbing upon some fairly warm body and thrust away all. For it is in the grinding of the pelvis and in the rips fo moans from our inner-most inner most that the bad humors are purged and the condensation of all ill moves up from the liver and spews out the urethra.
May you dry-hump, all. May you penetrate and be penetrated! May you all scamper up imaginary cliffs with only hemispherical hand-holds and mossy toe-holds to adhere too.
TITTIES ARE THE REASON
TITTIES ARE THE WHY
TITTIES ARE N SEASON
TITTIES ARE NOT ON THE THIGH
EATING TITTIES IS CRUCIAL
EATING TITTIES DON'T DENY
DON'T EAT THE TITTIES OF THE DEAD
UNLESS YOU ARE LARVAE.
TITTIES TITTIES TITTIES, GET SOME
TITTIES TITTIES TITTIES, GET SOME GET SOME
TITTIES TITTIES TITTIES, GET SOME IN A BOWL
TITTIES TITTIES TITTIES, BETTER WITH HAMHOLE.
Please, ladies of killoggs and lurkers both, please talk about your breasts or titties or the breasts or titties of others in the comments of this post. In fact, anyone is welcome to talk about titties in this post.
Please keep your comments positive, because many women on killoggs are women and there are alot of them and most of them have titties of varying quality, size, and mileage.
of the two, I am actually more "into" asses, but titties are radical too. They are both fun to grab.
now that I think about it, man! Titties are really great. There's a lot of activities you can do with titties that you can't do with asses, no matter how delectable a juicy ass is.. Can you put your face in between two asscheeks and just bask in the glory of the surrounding flesh? Sure you can, but that's kind of gross and your face will smell like poo and maybe you'll get an infection from fecal matter lodging itself in your nose or something. Can you titty-fuck an ass? NO. it has no tits! can you serve pinapple slices and whipped cream from an ass? NO, but you can with titties! Can you ,, ahh you get the point, titties are very versatile.. but I still like asses more. I think.. Except for the poo smell. Man, I'm so conflicted now!
Does anyone understand the concept of "tongue-in-cheek?" i guess not. fucking knee-jerk prudes. BOO HOO THE BAD MANS TALKED ABOUT MY PRIVATE PARTS!! HE"S A JERK WAWAWA
I just woke up from the first real sleep (6 hours!) I've had in about 3 or 4 days.. Before I passed out I ate in the afternoon I was completely delerious and talking nonsense and having a hard time dealing with social norms (you know, like usual but with more sleep deprivation) . I've been very anxious the last week or so, and I look forward to hopefully finishing my comic tonight so I can pass out for real and sleep the sleep of the just.
I salute brandon for being awesome. I think we should cuddle up with a bottle of Cristal and some gay porn. I salute Abby and Josh and Craig and Courtney and Ben and Cecil and Luster and Evan and some others too cause i wanna do it with you all. not really. just some of you. ok, I salute you because you're awesome too. you make my Killoggs experience better and I like looking at your titties, and thinking about your titties and ... . wait, uh sorry about that. Anyhow, I really hope some of the new heads seriously consider posting more, and specifically more about tits and clits, cocks, buttholes, taints and other stupid shit that will never stop being relevant to our human condition, even if the uptight losers of the world wish we were all robots with cyber-wombs pondering Derrida.
yeah, ok, see ya. I got a lot of work to do. keep my seat warm.
so i'm moving back to maryland. i'm sure some of you didn't even know i was gone. from college park we can continue our tradition of not hanging out and being uncomfortable around each other.
