we might as well have fun with it.

* If you are going to be in Lake Charles tonight, give Brandon a call, he'll give you quarters for slots.

* I spoke to [A KILLOGGS GIRL] tonight on the phone. She was drunk and she told me everything about everything. You are all outed, and frankly, I'm ashamed of many of you.

* Does skin cancer itch? I know what it looks like, but does it itch, too?

I'm so fucking tired in the snow, but I'm so cold, honey, are you cold? Your hands, they're, they're cold? Well, maybe just this once, but, don't tell my wife. Just this once, yes, lower the mast, that's doing it gentle, don't catch it in the teeth, you don't have to blow on it, just, unleash it from it's cloth binding and it shall rise up to meet you. Now, which hand is the coldest? You're going to want to place that hand beneath the other hand, put it closer to the fire, so to speak, you feel that pulsing, that's my heart, telling your hands, "digits, be not frostbitten" Now baby, tug, tug for life, tug for the insulating foam my body wants to give you out of generosity of soul and concern for frostbite, pull on my reservoirs of finger-preserving nut. I want your fingers to survive. Think of them like the water the farmers spray on oranges before a freeze to keep them warmer a preserve them against destructive ice crystals. Yes, it's not only good for your skin. Yes, rub it on evenly, make sure that all your finger are covered - it'll be ok just worry about your fingers - no, if you insist, I won't stop you - now, add a little spittle to the mixture. That's right, it keeps the freezing point lower.

On the train today I saw a girl wearing Kangaroos. They had the zipper pocket on the side and everything. In fact, they almost exactly resembled the pair I had when I was seven. I now kind of want some Kangaroos again.

I'm going to be involved in a project for which I need a bio written. I want you guys to help me write it, or simply write it for me, since it's a blogging project and having Killoggs write my bio would be funny and hopefully easy as well.

Things I'd like touched on include my involvement in:

Killoggs.com

Logjamming, a blog web hosting service

McCarthyism Records

the Dirtfarm

the DC/Maryland music scene

photography

Sentonline, the first cell cam art gallery show

Have at it. Best one wins a prize. Be as stupid or as serious as you like.

I've got a problem. These two bastards won't stay out of my house. My peaceful method of just letting them alone, hoping they'll just go back out the way they came in, is not working. Even picking them up and throwing them outside is not working. I refuse to smash them or kill them. I didn't realize how bad it was until I woke up this morning to the sound of crickets. I didn't even noticed how loud it was until I shut the refrigerator door and suddenly it was deafeningly quiet. I'm not really sure how they get in. Hopefully they're not of the teleporting variety, because then all hope is lost.

why is donnie darko back at visions?