 julie 


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Look at these fucking people
Here's one of the best ads I've seen in quite a while. Yes, I'm bored enough at work to peruse craigslist personal ads. (Sometimes even from other cities!) I've always been obsessed with personal ads-- since I was like 12. And before you type it, you should know that any kind of suggestion that I write to this dude will go over like a lead zeppelin. I can't and won't date someone I met online, period. So I'm just going to post Prince Charming's ad here, and then forget about it in a week or so. It's pretty good, though, no?
Look at these fucking people . . . - 30
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Reply to: xxxxxxxxxx@craigslist.org
Date: 2004-09-07, 8:24AM EDT
Ever catch yourself thinking that while out on the town? I sure do. Jesus christ, look at them!
Let's go window shopping together. I'll grin appreciatively at your snarky comments about that dude wearing the flip flops; you'll swoon when I lean down from the great height of a little over 6', come in close and run my tongue around your ear. Actually, you won't, since I won't. Who really wants a tongue in her ear? But what about a mean-spirited whispered nothing in a flicker of hot breath? Well, I'm sure we'll work something out.
We can have some fun, and possibly change the world in an insignificant way. I'm just guessing, but my thought is that between us we'll have pretty rad taste in alcoholic beverages, scummy dive bars, weird music, and books and movies and all kinds of other stuff. But let's take this slow and just start with the booze and bars.
A few minor details: Be super smart. Try not to make fun of me -- that's what other people are for. To be made fun of, by wonderful you, I mean. Who would ever make fun of me, anyway? Hmm. Yeah, be kind of good looking. I am. And I'm in pretty good shape, or, at least, you might think so if you just looked at me on the street. I'd like it if you were that way, too. Might be easiest just to send a picture; I will be happy to reciprocate.
A major point: I don't like republicans.
[ posted by julie at 09/08/2004 03:15:51 PM ] [ trackback ]
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