I can't access my email. I don't know what my password is anymore. can you reset it?
Thanks,
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My job has literally nothing to do with email. I write scripts and maintain web sites. Why would this person, who I've never even spoken too, think that I can do anything to their email?
luster: cookies and a 5 iron! now let me in bitch!
cecil: oh good, I have lots of ironing for you to do. Start with my boxers.
luster: haha nobody irons boxers! dude the ska gurls told me that boxers are toadally out of style! you have to go buy some boxer breifs or some man pannies like i got. you can be your own superhero!
cecil: aw man, I love my boxers! my balls gots to be free! but I kinda want to get a Speedo for swimming. Do you mankini wax?
luster: haha speedos rule! i used to work at this hotel pool and everyone from europe would come and wear their speedos. fat old hairy people in speedos sittin by the pool sippin' alcoholic beverages. i bet you swim faster with speedos too! ive never waxed... isnt that painful? but then again hot wax on your balls might feel... umm... nice.
cecil: haha, yeah, until it has to come off. I wonder if you can dip them in a cup of hot wax? And then you could just let the wax cool and make it into a candle! Just in case there's a blackout you always have a candle handy. Just turn upside down and light the candle and the hot wax will run all over you.
luster: a pubic candle??? my god, you are a genius! im going to call bath and body works right now! do you think they can use that scented wax? smells like bannana or kiwi and cucumber or bubblegum!
the first day i got back from my recent trip to America, i woke up at the inhuman hour of 6 so i decided to go for my run. ah, the sun was shiny and the smog hadnt yet settled in its usual layer across this broad island, so i was feeling pretty good. i also had on my fancy-dancy new running shoes, leather free and of course complete with inserts, which made a nice squeaky sound along the pavement.
We humans are meant to keep our estatic moments to a minimum, because i sprained my ankle 3 minutes later, and hit the pavement screaming in dramatic agony.
though it was early, the entire population was out side in seconds, as if they had already been standing behind their peepholes watching the white person squeak happily by.
one of them called an ambulance, an incident i was paying any attention to, busy as i was screeching and watching my ankle turn an eerie grape.
Now, I will admit that when put to the test, I can throw a tantrum that would put a three-year old to shame. I even get the lip-and-chin quivers. So I have to take some responsibility.
when the ambulance whipped up, three strong young japanese men jumped to my rescue. Despite my howled pleads in broken, hiccupped japanese to the contrary, they had me up on the stretcher and were laying me back onto the crisp white sheet, while one of them pinched my ankle in a decidedly un-fucking-pleasant manner.
I was just about to tell them that all I needed was a taxi when i felt the first strap click into place.
Then another one.
One of the men held my shoulders as they papped the last fixture into its buckle and there i was, trussed to the gurney like a fucking christmas turkey.
SO, like any calm, rational person ... I renewed my hysterics, writhing my body around and calling them names so scalding I could feel the temperature rise. They are, however, ignoring my more subtle pleas for mercy and wheeling me through the neihborhood to the ambulance.
One of the neighbors took a picture.
When they lifted and put me into the absolutely terrifying inside of the vehicle, one of the men pulls out a little black leather pouch, unzips it, and begins to remove a syringe. With this truth in the corner of my rolling eye, I go strangely quiet, a trick that impresses even these seasoned physicians. I speak to them in cajolling Japanese, appealling to their sense of decency with words like allergic reaction, and possible seizures.
I was eventually released on my own recognizance, and forced to walk *hop( home on my screaming grapefruit-sized ankle. By the time I reached our house, I was hysterical again. Fortunately, Steve isnt into bondage.
My new school is currently looking for a new teacher. At the moment, only I, Steven, and our funny Canadian friend Simon is working there, so it is really fun... if you like us, that is. Here is a brief sketch of who the school is looking for.
Female *sorry guys*
College degree
Teaching experience appreciated
Interest in Teaching as well as living in Japan
I am really enjoying my new job and Mishima is a really lovely place to live. So,
if you are any and all of these things and would be interested in working over here, please send a letter of interest as well as a resume to
sungrow@thn.ne.jp
Please keep in mind that while I would think fake applications are funny, my employers will not, and that is their email, not mine.
Also, I am in no way responsible for the hiring choices, I am just doing this because we really need another teacher over here and I figured Killoggs people is good people.
Thank you! Good luck!
Now because we have made a hard journey, we can see the valley below.
I am fortunate to have a superb Vice President.
Americans have come to see the goodness, kindness and strength I first saw 26 years ago, and we love our first lady.
I am blessed with a sister and brothers who are my closest friends.
I will always be the proud and grateful son of George and Barbara Bush.
...Ronald Reagan...
I believe every child can learn, and every school must teach.
Because we acted, children are making sustained progress in reading and math.
I believe we have a moral responsibility to honor America's seniors.
I believe in the energy and innovative spirit of America's workers...
Our economy is growing again and creating jobs and nothing will hold us back.
...
We will extend the frontiers of freedom...
..2/3s of all moms also work outside the home...
America must be the best place in the world to do business.
Encourage investment and expansionism by reducing federal regulation...
To create jobs, we will make our country less dependent on foreign sources of energy.
We must protect small business owners and workers from the explosion of frivolous lawsuits that threaten our country.
The current tax code is a complicated mess... The american people deserve a simpler... system.
In a new term, I will lead a bipartisan effort to reform and simplify the federal tax code.
We will increase funding for our community colleges.
I know that with the right skills, American workers can compete with anyone, anywhere in the world.
In this time of change... we will create American opportunity zones.
...in a new term, we must allow small companies to purchase health coverage at the discount available to larger companies.
We will insure that every rural county in America has a community or rural health center.
To make health care more affordable and acceptable, we must pass medical liability reform, now.
We will make sure that health decisions are made by doctors and patients.
We will change out-dated labor laws.
Our laws should never stand in the way of family friendly workplaces.
We shall build an ownership society...
7 million more affordable homes in the next 4 years...
We will always keep the promise of social security for our old workers.
Tonight I remind every parent and every teacher, no matter what you earn, no matter where you live, your school will be the path of promise in America.
We are transforming our schools by raising standards and focusing on results.
By testing every child, we identify those who need help, and we are providing a record level of funding to get them that help.
...The soft bigotry of low expectations...
[we will leave no child behind] in poorly pronounced Spanish
We are making progress.
...georgewbush.com...
...and that's a lot even for a senator from massachusetts...
Our society... I support welfare reform that strengthens family and requires working.
We must keep a place for the unborn child. Because religious charities provide a safety net, our government must never discriminate against them.
I support the protection of marriage against activist judges. I will continue to appoint federal judges who know the difference between personal opinion and the strict interpretation of the law.
... 3 days after Sept 11th I stood where Americans died...
A fellow grabbed me by the arm and said: "Do not let me down"
We tripled funding for homeland security and trained a half-million first responders.
We are working to advance liberty in the middle east... we will prevail.
Today the government of a free Afghanistan fights terror.
More than 3/4 quarters of Al Quaeda's key members and associates have been detained or killed.
We have lead. Many have joined. And America and the world are safer.
...We knew that he had a long history of using WMDS...
In Saddam Hussein we saw a threat, members of both political parties, including my opponent and his running mate saw the threat and voted to authorize the use of force.
Do I forget the lessons of Sept 11 and believe the words of a madman, or do I take action to defend our country.
Democracy is coming to the broader middle east (second use of that exact phrase)
In Afghanistan, more than 10 million citizens have registered to vote.
Our nation is standing with the people of Afghanistan and Iraq.
Our troops will return home with the honor they have earned.
We are defeating the terrorists where they live and plan.
We owe you our thanks and we owe you something more, we will give you all the resources, all the tools, and all the support you need for victory.
There's nothing complicated about supporting our troops in combat.
I am proud that our country... is the greatest force for good on this earth.
Others understand the historic importance of our work. The terrorists know... They know that men and women with hope and purpose and dignity do not strap bombs on their bodies and kill the innocent.
Freedom is on the march.
The wisest use of American strength is to advance freedom.
Palestinians will here the message that democracy and reform are within their reach and so is peace with our good friend Israel.
Yet Americans of all people should not be surprised by the power of liberty to transform lives.
Freedom is the almighty god's gift to every man and woman in this world.
I've returned the salute of wounded soldiers...
I've met with the parents, and wives and husbands who have received a folded flag and said a final goodbye to a soldier they loved. How could people so burdened with sorrow also feel such pride?
Here buildings fell, here, a nation rose....
Then someone called on the cell phone, I missed the ending.
