From my roomate paige's livejournal thing:
Heh heh heh. Last night we had an uninvited house guest. I had fallen asleep watching season one of the Dave Chappel show and I woke up to Kevin freaking out, "What's that!?!?!" I opened my eyes only to see Kevin half crouched and armed with a Roman blind (yet to be hung) and a winged animal flying around the bedroom and seating area of the third floor. Yes, folks. We had a bat in the house. Somehow, Kevin managed to get enough balls to venture into the seating area, turn on the closet light, and open the door to the roof deck while this thing was drunkenly buzzing about. Kevin kept trying to swing at it with the Roman blind while I yelled, "Don't kill it!" "I'm not going to kill it. I'm trying to get it to go outside. Why won't it go outside!?!?!" Then I tried to get him to use the trashcan to capture it, but I think he thought I was crazy. Of course, we were both laughing the whole time because we were both terrified and I know I heard Kevin scream like a girl a few times when it looked like the bat was going to drive bomb his head. I even ran back to the bed and jumped under the covers once. Oh, and there was one point where we lost sight of the creature. It had briefly nestled itself in the rafters of the seating area and we couldn't tell where it was. So, we were both peering up into the rafters from Kevin's bedroom door trying to see where it went. Well, I decided it would be amusing to taunt Big Kev a little and I yelled, "Oh! There it is..right above you!" Hahahaha, he screamed, ducked down and yelled "Where? Where? Where?" all panicked like. Hahahahaha. Finally, it found its way outside.
Goddamn I wish I had a video camera for that precious moment.
The End.
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