So I posted this in the GC cause I thought us dudes would be the only ones interested in this, but I was told otherwise, so here goes.

I was at a local bar that has a photo booth. My friends took pictures in it, and when they came out they found some bonus pictures taken by people before them which were better than they ever could have taken. So here they are, and by the way, they aren't too work safe.
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I want a vote for the best one, but I also want an explanation as to why it deserves the number one spot.

Mountain Dew will keep your ass awake.

It's 6:20am. I'm going to bed.

i was talking to josh when the servers were down and he said i should update the killoggs as to my whereabouts, so here goes.

i'm living in a different virginny suburb now, more suburb than ever before, and working for a big, ugly, evil conglomerate of a media company. it's hellish and i've handed over my life in the shape of 14-hour days and always on-call evenings during which i just mostly get drunk to deal with the depression. it sucks, yes, but i also have money to afford sexy, sexy shoes, and you know, if you look at enough $600 pairs of prada, $50 for a yellow pair of sam and libbys is totally reasonable. or so it seems. it's an ugly paradox to compare your free time to gorgeous shoes, but i do it with gusto.

so. yeah. i wear very fun shoes now, if there's any real notable difference. i traded sneakers for stilettos and i can't really complain, as i have flabby calves.

luckily! i still drink! constantly!

the only other big thing is the poker, which is the main thing josh thought i should write about. i play poker all the time now, which makes sense as texas hold'em is pretty much everywhere. i grew up playing cards, my dad had taught me how to play poker before i could read, but he tends to be kind of a jackass as he deals from the bottom of the deck, counts cards, and in general cheats like a bastard. i'm not saying i don't do those things, i just try to pick my battles, and i try to be discreet about it, even when playing against family members.

right now, i'm saving up enough money ($10K) to enter the 2005 world series of poker. i have built up a somewhat decent reputation in this area, last week i was invited to play in a $3K tournament, but i chickened out. i had the starting cash, but if i lose i'd have to push back my world series entry to 2006, and i don't really want to do that. would anyone like to sponsor me? even finishing fourth in the wsop would be something like $60k. if i win anything, i'm going to open a shoe store slash bar, where we sell shoes until 2 a.m. to all the drunk girls. CLEARLY, this is gold. perhaps i can also sell the waterfall skirt. work on this, people.

i think that's it. i am drunkenly losing money in an online poker room at the moment, so now i will go pay attention to that.