These girls look like they're going to see Bon Jovi in 1989, but actually this picture was taken just a couple of weeks ago. They came by our remote broadcast for the Kid Rock show to see some cock rock djs in action and maybe get a glimpse of Kid Rock. I think that the one on the left likes me. I'm not sure about the one on the right. She just wants to know why in fuck I'm taking their picture. These are by far two of the hottest groupies I've seen in a while.

One thing that I always look forward to is getting tattooed. When I have a tattoo appointment, I can't wait for the day, and when it's being done, I never want it to end.
When I get my hair cut, I'm always disappointed when its over. Same with tattoos.
I've been waiting for years to get my Mae West tattoo, and in a few weeks and a few paychecks, its finally going to be real. I'm going to get this on my left forearm. I'm hiring the awesome Cam to create the flash for it. (See her Buster Keaton painting at the bottom - a birthday gift to Erica Norman Mailer. Hey Erica didn't we pick some other name for you? Anyway...)
Yeah.
Can't wait!

Beiing that I now have no plans this weekend. I think I'm going to head to our nation's capital for a little change in scenery. Who wants to get me drunk and take advantage of me?

Another gem inspired by an LC conversation. I am trying to think of a way to make a waterfall skirt. The problem, obviously, being the water source.

Thus far I've decided you could have piping around your waist with many little holes in it like for sprinklers. There could also be lights in the piping so that the skirt could change colors.

The question: is there a way to keep the water circulating without breaking the ideal of the skirt part being made ONLY of water and light?

I think you could have the water travel down plastic into another tube at the bottom of the skirt and then have it piped back up, but this destroys the ideal. You're all smart people, what do you think? Let's design the waterfall skirt and have Bjork wear it to the next Grammy cerimony and make millions.