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Day 34



[ posted by zack at 06/29/2004 02:04:57 AM ]
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amy


wtf



my brother in Kuwait last year



Matt Maupin-recently shot in back and head by bastard cowards

These last few days have been very scary. Maybe I'm just paranoid, or emotional, or seeing things, but every time I see a dead soldier's face, I see my brothers.

I haven't been around very long, only 28 years, most of those years, I must admit, I probably wasn't paying much attention. I am also probably very naive. But right now seems like a very bad time to be an American. It seems like a very dark day in our world in general. The greatest nation on earth has gone bonkers.

Killoggs has gone bonkers-where the hell is Josh-there's mass hysteria! There will be no more condoms. Little Marys and little pokeys and little crickets and little amys are all gonna get hiv and pregnant and die. Little Bens and Josh are gonna give it to them.

Little Eds and little cecils are gonna break down our doors and deport our australian boyfriends for looking at the postman funny because we allegedly once donated money to the democratic party who are now considered terrorists bc the patriot act II works retroactively (pls see condom wars).

Our sons and daughters and hopefully not my brothers are being beheaded for fun and giggles by dickless sons of saudi whores. All the jobs the former doctors and teachers of iraq can get is as our whores.

Little babies are dumped in baseball field trashcans in Denver. Its the law in Colorado that parents can abandon their children as long as they do it within 72 hrs and dump them at a fire station or hospital.

Britney is pregnant with a thugs baby who already has two babies bc she has so little self esteem yet shes the queen of the world. Where does that leave the rest of us?

There are approximately 155,000 children available on just one govt website and from the looks of it every single one was given drugs, alcohol, beaten, neglected, unloved, or abused and nobody wants them and there just aren't enough people to love all of them and hug all of them and rock them all to sleep.

Handguns are so damn prolific in our society that every day thousands of crazy whackjobs pick one up and go kill their exwives, girlfriends, boyfriends, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc. Or they pack 6000 rounds of ammunition and thank god for friendly dogs.

Its a mad mad world. I see why you ladies don't wanna have babies.

Maybe I should do like the most powerful people on earth and go play golf.

[ posted by amy at 06/29/2004 02:48:52 AM ]
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kara



I heard this song in the deli

Kara: who covers "love song" on hfs
this guy: dont konw that song i dont think
this guy: who does the original
Kara: THE CURE

[ posted by kara at 06/29/2004 11:55:15 AM ]
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kevin

dragon attack

Words and music by Brian May

Take me to the room where the red's all red
Take me out of my head-'s what I said yeah
Hey take me to the room where the green's all green
And from what I've seen it's hot it's mean

-Gonna use my stack
-It's gotta be Mack
-Gonna get me on the track
-Got a dragon on my back

Take me to the room where the beat's all round
Gonna eat that sound - (yeah yeah yeah!)
Take me to the room where the black's all white
And the white's all black take me back to the shack

-She don't take no prisoners
-Gonna give me the business
-Got a dragon on my back
-It's a dragon attack

Get down - I said so
Hey hey - All right

She's low down
-She don't take no prisoners
Go down
-Gonna give me the business
No time
-Yeah chained to the rack!
Show time
-Got a dragon on my back
Show down
-Go find another customer
Slow down
-I gotta make my way

[ posted by kevin at 06/29/2004 03:05:38 PM ]
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amy


profile addendum

I enjoy pus, scabs, and blood, in that order. I love bringing pus forth into the world, scavenging for pus, and staring at pus after it is born. I like peeling scabs off short haired dogs. Blood is mostly fun from shallow cuts where it drips slowly. If it is gushing, then the person is usually too hysterical to be still for you to look.

I also enjoy The Price is Right and the Wheel of Fortune. I believe gameshows where you can't win more than 10,000 to be a complete and utter waste of time and the American taxpayers good tv space. I profusely and perversly enjoy watching people win things. It brings me great pleasure and I get very excited for them. I get a buzz. Almost as big a buzz as I get from finding pus.

[ posted by amy at 06/29/2004 03:09:20 PM ]
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mary


Good Thing Medic Will Be There



"When long-time wrestling fans hear the name Kamala (AKA Rinaldi, AKA Wade), it often conjures up images of the wild, untamed savage who terrorized his opponents in and out of wrestling rings throughout the world. Sonny doesnt stand a chance". --Stephen Laroche, Slam Wrestling Commentator, on the upcoming Dirtfarm 4th of July Bash.

[ posted by mary at 06/29/2004 10:51:39 PM ]
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'Fahrenheit 9/11' breaks box office records. 06/29/2004 10:25 am
Court rules against Bush on detainees 06/29/2004 10:29 am
DMX Could Face Up To Seven Years For Bizarre Airport Shenanigans 06/29/2004 10:35 am
Rat drug may boost sex drive in women 06/29/2004 11:49 am
Jury deadlocks in videotaped rape trial 06/29/2004 12:24 pm
Mira Sorvino Gets Married 06/29/2004 3:11 pm
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