Rest in Peace, buddy.

Josh suggested I post this...

My ex-band was recording in a guys apartment in Philly. His apartment was on the second floor, right off of south street. I was a little nervous about how loud it was, but the guy insisted that he'd done it many times before and no one complained. It was hot as hell in this apartment so I went down to the 7-11 with one of the other guys while the vocalists were recording their tracks.

When I returned, everyone seemed really shaken up and I then heard this story: While the two Justins were screaming out their tracks in the back room of the apartment, two police officers suddenly kicked in the door, guns drawn. One of the cops shouted "WHERE IS THE GIRL?!?". Neither Justin knew what the hell the cops were talking about but they were scared shitless. It took about five minutes to talk the cops down and convince them that there were no girls in the apartment.

Apparently one of the neighbors mistook the screams upstairs to be from a rape victim, and called 911. The cops showed at the front door a few minutes later, but no one could hear them to let them in, so the cops broke in the front door when they started hearing the screaming again.

Ah, memories...

I would like to say that this is the greatest boobytrap flyer yet - and no, I didn't design it.

I think I am being screwed by some computer repair people.

I would really appreciate it if you could tell me if I am right or wrong.

Currently, my laptop refuses to be charged. I have had this problem once before in the past and it was successfully repaired. They had to replace (forgive my nontech speak) a piece in the back of the computer where you put the plug in. It was a fairly simple procedure.

Now, my computer seems to be doing the same thing, and a different repair shop says that the motherboard was burnt up by this flaw. They say that they can't repair my computer, but for 150 dollars they can save some of my files.

Could my motherboard be damaged by the plug not working correctly, or are they trying to pull a fast one? What do you guys suggest that I do?

Those freakin' "Lost another loan to Ditech" commercials. The guy in the commercial is annoying. I guess the irony is that because of those ads Ditech will NEVER get my business. That'll show 'em. Bastards.

Yeah, because you know Ditech obviously needs my business to survive...

Ingredients:

A lot of raw baby spinach (1/2 a bag--maybe 3 cups?)
2 pints grape tomatoes, halved
1 cup sweet white corn/petite corn, thawed and cooked.
1 whole cucumber, peeled and chopped
1/2 red onion, chopped
2-3 boiled eggs, double sliced in an egg slicer
3 servings of cottage cheese (low to no fat cottage cheese)

Mix it all up like a casserole

If done right, this salad should weigh about 3-4 pounds.
Eat the salad (I usually eat it on and off for about 4-5 hours)
Eat 2 pints of blueberries over the same period of time.

Wait about 4 hours
Go to the bathroom
Give birth like a rock star