hah hah.. sorry to make you wait.. i had no internet last night and didnt think this was workplace-appropriate...

so ( though the judging was a little difficult...)
1st place: brian
(followed by a confirmation from art)
2nd place: loren
for frmale urinary confection
3rd place: toss up between woody and baby duck?

and a special creativity award to Zach....
and his almost haiku

drop me a quick email with your addresses and ill be sure to send you something funny.

but it WON'T be a fiberglass casing with a japanese style toilet built into the top of it.
My translation of the instruction card Loosely goes...

"easy and compatible to your excited lifestyle!
a lovely lady
places her naked body into position
as you slide
beneath the square
easily awaiting her precious gifts
with easy clean-up
attention!
place plastic sheeting onto floor before."

we Were in a sex shop... next to a life-size statue of a naked 8 year old.
i love japan.

ill have to do this again!

"Hi. I had a comment and a question about your Lilly Christine website.

I saw her photos and never knew who she was.  She is without a doubt the
most beautiful woman I have ever seen. In fact, she was so beautiful that I
had to pull out my stiff penis and masturbate to her image. I hope that does
not offend you.

Now the question: what was the date she died? I would have loved to meet
her."

My grandmother used to say that, but now she's dead, the old Jew.

Anyway. Happy Belated Birthday, Hitler!



Here's the Googlism:

hitler's birthday is april 20
hitler's birthday is a red letter day for violent racists in russia
hitler's birthday is a negative thing and diversity training is a positive thing
hitler's birthday is the announcement that
hitler's birthday is the announcement that—to reinforce detente between the two countries—us president joseph p
hitler's birthday is "irrelevant
hitler's birthday is hardly a message to kids to blacken their trench coats—what else but goodbye could
hitler's birthday is it not? 4
hitler's birthday is it not?
hitler's birthday is offensive to most people
hitler's birthday is wrong
hitler's birthday is being "celebrated" in moscow
hitler's birthday is nothing too special for most embassies in moscow
hitler's birthday is tomorrow
hitler's birthday is said to have been celebrated years back
hitler's birthday is on april 20th
hitler's birthday is still celebrated in private
hitler's birthday is today
hitler's birthday is fixed
hitler's birthday is april 20th
hitler's birthday is the same as barney's
hitler's birthday is a date of concern in areas where white supremacists are active
hitler's birthday is tommorow april 20
hitler's birthday is
hitler's birthday is not yet an official public holiday in amerika
hitler's birthday is coming up
hitler's birthday is today? and i'd cheer wisconsin
hitler's birthday is the same as my mom's birthday" and kristin cracked up

Goodbye

Why do i watse time coming here looking to smile
looking to find laughs
looking to find thoughts and
everyone is so sarcastic ALL the time
Each of you are amazing and you are my friends
But I don't want to spend my time being in a conversation that is at the least common denominator.
I recall posts by Ben about iron Maiden and Debbie Gibson
I recall writings of Kara
I liked the Snuggle bear
Josh posts the greatest pictures.
everything else fades away all i can remember is mean arrogant chatter

I feel like the person that is with a group of people you barely know and someone's friend tells a hateful joke and everyone kinda blows it off and shuffles their feet. I feel it's important to speak up so people know why you have a problem and then walk away. (thank you Blake Harrison and Katy Otto )

I wake up and check my email i check My Space I check Killoggs.
All I find is people being so negative.
I'm not saying we need to talk about babies and music ALL the time but just feel that I am over the Too Cool For School competition i see here. seeing people toss feces at each other cause everyone is too afraid too let their wall down.

It's not just about the Hitler cake it's just the straw that broke the camels back


Whatever....

I have to go screen print now.
I am not coming back to read this later if you want to sent me something you can do it at medicmusic@hotmail.com

Be good to each other

are you ready for some Jemness?

MARY ELLEN ______R:

You are the definition of the word bitch. I'm not 20-something and even if I were would not read your Sunday career column in the Post because you're not particularly bright or accurate.

***

I wonder if she will like my story this weekend, about the publisher of Bitch magazine.

They're are just as many geese
Flyin' down south as there are
lies just pouring out of your mouth

You say that you're a young gal
I guess that's your big excuse
But sometimes, I get so lowdown
I want to shoutout "What's the Use?"

When you've been loving someone else
You don't try to hide it.
You take me for a fool
Then you take me for a ride

Hey! Hey! Hey! Why do you treat me like you do?