I want to get a tattoo on my wrist... something to remind me how awesome I am.... so I can look down at it and think "fuck you."
brainstorming...

House on the Rock

I'm heading there tomorrow. If anyone has ever been, let's compare notes afterward.

We're going to forego the 143 foot leaping Muskie. Purported to be the largest free-standing fiberglass structure in the western hemisphere, it features an observation deck in it's mouth.

But the House on the Rock has NO AIRCONDITIONING and a airplane hangar sized room that features a 200 foot long SEA SERPENT doing battle with a WHALE and a SHIP at the same time.

Check out roadside america for all the weird shit Wisconsinites have felt compelled to erect in their very home towns.


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Muskie! Muskie!

OH it's a snake, it's a snake

On the other hand. I'm going to be in Baton Rouge from the 7th until the 14th. I'm flying in via Ryan Airport which I haven't done before and renting a compact. If anyone wants to hook up, same drill as usual: 773-459-6029. There are a few of you, however, that really shouldn't call, because seriously, I'll fuck you up, an' I'm not kidding. MMM is among those. The rest of you know who you are, you motherfuckers. Brian might stab you, but that's pussy shit. I'll fucking shoot you.

i need to find some new ones. hopefully bright blue with low souls to replace the ones i have now.

but more importantly, i hate being a non-smoker. i have been one for twelve hours. this is the second time in the past month. i hate that i don't stick to any decision. i probably won't quit this time either, but maybe i will...

dateline friday: Hellboy is awesome. They did not ruin it. I repeat: they did NOT ruin it. It is in fact awesome. Go see it, nerds!