There were only a few entertaining things about this god-awful flick was

trying to figure out where they were based on the mountains.
trying to figure out what other movies Zooey had been in
trying to understand if the townsfolk are all supposed to be mentally retarded.

The lines:

"What you doing?" (with no credit given to that old The State Skit)
"Looking at that ol' bucket reminding me how much I like you."
"Fast as a... fast as a coat."
"Did you fart?"
"The river goes two ways. That way and that way."

Very little else.

from COLLEGE DROPOUT
by Kanye West

[Chorus]
[Kanye West:]
And all my people thats drug dealin jus to get by stack ya money till it gets sky high
We wasnt supposed to make it past 25 but the jokes on you we still alive
Throw your hands up in the sky and say we don't care what people say

[Verse One:]
If this is your first time hearing this
You are about to experience something cold man
We never had nothing handed took nothing for granted
Took nothing from no man, man i'm my own man
But as a shorty i looked up to the dopeman
Only adult man i knew that wasnt a broke man
Flickin starter coats man, Man you don't know man
We don't care what people say
This is for my niggas outside all winter
Cuz this summer they aint finna to say next summer im finna
Sittin in the hood like community colleges
This dope money here is Lil Treys scholarship
Cause aint no tuition for having no ambition
And aint no loans for sittin your ass at home
So we forced to sell crack rap and get a job
You gotta do something man your ass is grown

[Chorus]
[Kanye West:]
Drug dealin jus to get by stack ya money till it gets sky high

Kids Sing Kids Sing

[Kanye and Kids:]
We wasnt supposed to make it past 25 but the jokes on you we still alive
Throw your hands up in the sky and say we don't care what people say

[Verse Two:]
The second verse is for my dogs working 9 to 5
That still hustle cause a nigga can't shine off $6.55
And everybody selling make-up, Jacobs
And bootleg tapes just to get they cake up
We put shit on layaway then come back
We claim other kids on our income tax
We take that money cop work than push packs to get paid
And we don't care what people say
Momma say she wanna move south
Scratchin lottery tickets eyes on a new house
Around the same time Doe ran up in dudes house
Couldnt get a job
So since he couldnt get work he figured hed take work
The drug game bolemic its hard to get weight
So niggas money is homo its hard to get straight
So we gon keep baking to the day we get cake.
And we dont care what people say
My Niggas

[Chorus]
[Kanye West and Kids:]
Drug dealin jus to get by stack ya money till it gets sky high

Kids Sing Kids Sing

We wasnt supposed to make it past 25 but the jokes on you we still alive
Throw your hands up in the sky and say we don't care what people say

[Verse Three:]
You know the kids gonna act a fool
When you stop the programs for after school
And they DCFS them some of them dislecsic
They favorite 50 Cent song's 12 Questions
We scream, rock, blows, weed park
so now we smart
We aint retards the way teachers taught
Hold up hold fast we make mo'cash
Now tell my momma i belong in the slow class
It's bad enough we on welfare
You trying to put me on the school bus with the space for the wheel chair
Im trying to get the car with the chromy wheels here
You tryin to cut our lights like we dont live here
Look at whats handed us our fatheres abandoned us
When we get the hammers gone and call the ambulance
Sometimes i feel no one in this world understands us
But we dont care what people say
My Niggas

[Chorus]
[Kanye West and Kids:]
drug dealin jus to get by stack ya money till it gets sky high

Kids Sing Kids Sing

We wasnt supposed to make it past 25 but the jokes on you we still alive
Throw your hands up in the sky and say we don't care what people say

Thank you Angie P., for being tipsy when I got home at 6pm, and for thinking to buy me a six pack and then jump in the shower so that I had time to catch up.

We sat on the hardwood floor in the doorway between our rooms and defaced an entire Victorias Secret Catalog in absolutely obscene, repulsive and childish ways.
When we ran out of pages, we decided to play Gang of Four in surround sound, where we cued up a song on a CD we both have, and hit play at just the right time... it was hard "you back up... ok hit pause... 3...2...1.. GO!" Then, we ran from room to room enveloped in a wall of sound... but not really.. both of us have cheap speakers.

Its fucking springtime. I'm going to take a lunch today and take a long walk/jog, to burn off all of the toxins I've consumed in the last 12 hours.... doritos, soda, chocolate milk and tomato soup. I don't know if tomato soup is that bad but it feels that bad in my stomach right now.

Myriam tipped me off today to a travesty in the scripting. Cartoon Network has decided to cancel 'Home Movies'

homemovies.toonzone.net

You will find all the info and links there--both to the petition and to the cartoon network's response page. the more people write to them, the better!!!

If you haven't seen the program, you should, therefore send them an email saying you have missed it so far but you've heard so much about it you really really want to see it.

Please, do it for the children. Don't let Cartoon Network make its biggest mistake since Ed, Edd and Eddy.

Looks like me and Ben are going to NYC tonight. Tomorrow, Medic is playing at ABCNORIO, and also the next day in jersey, but we'll probably miss that one.

The plan is to go check out the Whitney Biennial sometime tomorrow, hang out, go see Medic and then come back sunday morning.

Also, the Fiction/Birthday Boyz split 7" that me and Evan co-released is supposed to arrive today, so I can pick my copies up, too. This shizz sounds GOOD, dogs.

Anyway, NYC people, call me.

I dropped my phone in an alley a few weeks ago and this guy named Billy found it. He is a garbage man. He was nice at first, but then stopped answering his phone when I would call. His voice mail message sas "Hey dis iz Billay. Sorry ya mizzed me. Lee mee a messidge..."

So I bought another phone on eBay, but now I don't have anyone's numbers. Can you email me your number? Use this form thing.

And for killoggs readers I don't know, if you want to send me your number also please do. Perhaps we could become phone friends. We could talk all night about nothing at all and be really tired at school the next day.

So I'm peeing in the office restroom. And imagine the feeling of safety and relief when you get to the bathroom, when you've really gotta go, and you expose whatever vulnerability it is you need to expose to do what you need to do. So that's where I am, relaxed and standing in front of the bowl as boys do, when I suddenly catch a glimpse of motion in the mirror followed by an immediately recognizable buzzing sound. Trapped inside this little bathroom is just me and the bee. And I'm trying to turn my head to see where he is while trying to keep my aim true, and I'm trying to be done as quickly as possible, but you know it's not very possible to control that, and I'm wondering of bees really are attracted to yellow... My shoulders are so tense they are virtually covering my ears. I finish and don't give more than one shake, no time for blotting or washing of hands, I'm out. Disturbing and unsatisfying to say the least, not to mention slightly damp after-effects. I'm going to drink a bunch of water just so I can get back what I missed out on as soon as possible.