Please give this man some money. It's his birthday today. Look. . .the money. . . it makes him so happy!

I know you've all asked yourselves this question. Pehaps you've even presented it as a quirky riddle to your family and friends. Well, my peepz, this is something Ed likes. He's listened to it over and over, to the point where he doesn't really need to buy the CD anymore, since the music and lyrics have been cauterized into his synapses. But he'll buy it anyway.

Moreover, Ed would highly recommend that everyone else give it a listen. And if you're struck by the fancy, buy it. Guster is teh yay.

me: cut them off!!! yourself, tonight, I can arrange for a knife.
me: cut them off and eat them. like the ouroborus, think of the power.
chelsea clinton: no
me:: I'll cut them off, then, and wear them like Ed Gein.
chelsea clinton: have you considered medication?
me: just the kind that I can squeeze out of freshly severed ma'mammalaries.

I'm so happy! My press release announcing our upcoming science fiction festival made it on scifi.com news briefs. The central district forum is mentioned between news about the Clone Wars "microseries" and the tv show Babylon.

http://www.scifi.com/scifiwire/news_brief.html

Mutiny

Killoggers, it's high time the people take back the blog.
The Sisk has become too powerful.
Raise up your fists in protest.
Everyone meet me outside the dirtfarm with a candle.
We'll stand outside his window and softly sing ABBA hits, united, until he gives in to our demands.
It's time Killoggers, it's time WE take back the night!

Angie just reminded me of something in Kara's thread:

I need this and this, and right now I have no money.

Whoever is feeling generous this week should buy me a copy of one or the other. I'll be your new best friend.

I am here to do your bidding, Master. I am your slave, and you will reward me, for I shall be faithful. I have worshipped you long and afar off. Now that you are near, I await your commands, and you will not pass me by, will you, dear Master, in your distribution of good things