josh josh joshy josh, where are youuuuuuuu, i need my logjamming looooooooove......

This morning, on my way to the bathroom, I slipped on a "mystery fluid", which led me to slide at a rapid speed along my bathroom floor, which led to my knee landing in a puddle of someone else's vomit and my arm smashing into the window and knocking the fan out of it.

It was really a startling wake up. Luckily, there was a fan in the window because otherwise I would have slammed my hand through the window pane. As it is I have some scrapes. Also lucky is my knee, which happened to be wearing jeans. Otherwise I would have a pukey knee, not just pukey jeans.

Yesterday, Guyana Punch Line played at UMD. The building the show was suppossed to be in was locked, so we just held it in front of it. Hank brought his BBQ grill so we were able to have a Memorial Day cookout! GPL, Crestfallen, Economist, and Tradition Dies Here all played and it was a good time. GPL's new material is really good. Intricate and interesting songs. After, I picked up this guy Eddie from New Orleans who was in town for the last Page 99 shows and we took GPL to Town Hall, a local bar/liquor store. Much debauchery ensued, which resulted (I assume) in the mystery fluids in my bathroom.

All in all, a good time.

,Grumpy and Snappish.

But I pledge to you Killoggs a post. A post that will cheer your curmudgeon's heart. It will appeal to you as a 1000 wasp stings, if wasp stings caused a pleasant sensation, rather than a pain, and swelling, and arterial and bronchial constriction of the pureblind and allergic.