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some weekend fun ideas:

friday

afternoon : craig & kiche are coming into town.

sean is also in town, so there will be drinking at the dirtfarm & visions, I imagine. All are welcome to participate.

saturday

morning : there is the Indymedia garage sale/bake sale at the IMC.

7:30 : the short ben, loren and I made is in this film fest deal. ask ben for more info on this.

night : some sort of Caribbean thing with the nyc crew. Mary is in charge of this one.

night : prom party at sonny's old house!

sunday

morning : i was trying to organize a photo excursion. if anyone knows of interesting/wrecked places in dc/md/va, respond or get in touch.

afternoon : some people are meeting to watch "monsters ball" the new billy bob movie that was shot in Louisiana. (I remember when they were shooting, one of the many strip clubs near my old work had a big banner that said "Featured in the new Billy Bob Thorton movie!!")

Also, next weekend there's a show at the Dirtfarm. I'll post about it soon.

--

Last night I had to help muscle up on some guy at Visions. It was amusing. Evan the bartender ran outside to confront some guy, so several of us joined him. We all stood there with our arms crossed, scowling while Evan yelled at him. "You have four guys here who want to kick your ass, just go! G - O spells GO!"

I bought cake that tasted bad and watched Bound with Mary, Dianne and Emily. One of their neighbors confronted me on the street:

"You in school?"
"No."
"Were you in school?"
"Well... yes."
"What school?"
"LSU"
"That a community college?"
"No."
"A private school?"
"A state school."
"Oh."

He then proceeded to tell me about how he wanted to go to this new financial school in DC, because he just wants to learn about the money, fuck all that other shit.

"You think rich people work, man? All you need to do is know about the money, then you're alright."

He lost interest in me soon after that.

--

When I got home after the movies, Sean was there as well as the rest of the angry mob. We poked fun at my roommate Zack for his repeated making out with guys while simultaneously claiming to be 100% straight. In his own words, he had to make out with his latest conquest because he "had to show his appreciation for how attractive he was". It doesn't bother us, it's just funny that he has to justify it with such doublespeak. Amusingly, yesterday Zack and Abby were both separately making out with gay guys, though there is a theory that the gay guy Abby was making out with may just be posing as gay to get girls to make out with him under false pretenses.

Only time will tell.

[ posted by josh at 02/22/2002 10:10:32 AM ]
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brandon


Pornographitti IV

I'm just glad that I caught all this before the EV700 raped some under-aged nuns


...clientFileID: 192 filename: NINA simone... computer cop sez: NINA: slang for a gun

....* Microsoft Clip Art, Sound, Video CLIPS... computer cop sez: CLIPS: slang for rows of vials heat-sealed together; a device that holds bullets

...\b\i\fi\cgrid {what is FotoExplorer}... computer cop sez: WHAT IS: term pedophile may use to obtain information

CHINA Microsoft (China) Co. Ltd... computer cop sez: CHINA: slang for the name of some heroin products; major manufacturer of fireworks

...copyrights or trade SECRET rights related... computer cop sez: SECRET: information kept concealed; term pedophile may use

...ALT="Angel Icon" border ="0"... computer cop sez: ANGEL: slang for a man who pays for sexual services

Message: init HASH complete... computer cop sez HASH: a controlled substance made from the hemp plant

(these were all generated by my MP3's - Anal Cunt songs produced these first few)

Other good ones: LOVE: A term of endearment often misused by pedophiles to obtain sex

BOY: a young male
FUCK: A derogatory term denoting sexual intercourse
HITLER: Nazi leader of the Third Reich
GUN: slang for heroin; a young boy
YOU SEND: a request a pedophile may use for photos or personal information to be forwarded
POSSESS: to keep control over
DEATH: the ending of life
INJURY: that which damages or hurts

And my favorite:

SATANIC: referring to Satan.

[ posted by brandon at 02/22/2002 08:59:21 PM ]
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