As some of you know my son Cooper (as in Agent Dale) was born a little over two weeks ago. Life is good!

I don't really post much here but things have been happening. THINGS have been HAPPENING.

I was in the hospital for a week last month (colitis) and let me tell you, those are some weird places. You kind of lose touch with reality when you're trapped in a bed staring at a wall (or a TV that is stuck in the corner of the room at a perfect angle for you to develop a permanent crick in your neck). Thank god for the narcotics they kept pumping into my arm or I would have gone insane. Anyway, I'm mostly better now except for losing a bunch of weight (mostly muscle) so I'm just trying to get that back. If you know me, you know that losing weight isn't really something I needed to do.

I bought a house on Friday. Signing papers committing you to borrowing huge sums of money on them is terrrrifying; mix that with the giddiness of buying a house that is practically perfect for you and you get a very interesting emotional effect.

Here it is:




Also, having a baby, due September 1st. I think it's going to be a girl but that's just a hunch. Here it is:



Looks kind of like an alien jelly bean, huh?

I finally replaced my stolen Gamecube last week, so if anyone has any old games they want to get rid of, let me know (BOSON I'M LOOKING AT YOU).

That is my weekend update - how YOU doin?

I spent several hours at my boss's house last night having more fun than should be legally allowed playing his brand spankin' new (of course) Nintendo Wii. We played Wii Sports, Rayman Raving Rabbids, Red Steel, and ExciteTruck. He had a bunch of other games that we simply didn't have time to play because we'd get so sucked into a game we would play it for an hour without realizing it (funny feature of the Wii - after constant use, it starts suggesting you take a break).

ExciteTruck was simple, fast, and insanely fun - and that was with nothing at all unlocked. Steering is very hard at first but after a few races you get very good at it and there are all kinds of cool powerups, including a terrain-morph that causes the whole track to change as mountains rise up, hills fall into swamps (leaving you hanging in mid-air) and volcanos spring up out of nowhere.

Wii Sports is simple but very fun. Bowling was great, very intuitive. Tennis was also great, especially with four-person doubles (resulting in some hilarious overexcited hitting the person next to you really hard with the Wiimote). Boxing was where it really shone, though. You use the wiimote and nunchuk controller which lets you block, dodge, jab, uppercut, etc etc and by the end of three rounds you are completely exhausted.

Red Steel was freakin impossible. I've also read some reviews that say the game itself isn't taht great, with a bad script and lots of bugs. I wouldn't recommend it - and when I get my system I think I'm going to pick Call of Duty over Red Steel for my "blowing lots of people away" game. The controlls are extremely difficult at first and after an hour they hadn't gotten much easier, though we only played deathmatch so maybe there's a nice tutorial as you start the single-player game.

Rayman, though, was the absolute shit. Basically, you are Rayman| and your world has been overrun by insane, sadistic rabbits who lock you up and force you to undergo hilarious "tests" for their amusement. The tests we got through were:

- cow toss (swing the remote around over your head real fast and release the B button at the right moment)
- disco dancing (kind of a DDR sort of deal)
- slamming bathroom doors shut!? so weird - target the door with the remote and swing the nunchuk. this was really fuckin hard for some reason
- trace the outline of different foods (also really fucking hard)
- deliver the exploding present (move remote & nunchuk up & down like you are running)
- rail shooter type minigame but with toilet-plunger gun

All in all I can't wait for some disposeable income so I can bring home one of these babies for my very own.

Normally I wouldn't post stuff like this here - not that I really post here that much at all...

But this is seriously the funniest thing I have seen on the internet in ages.

Drunk robbery, zany antics, you will laugh.

I promise.

O. G. Readmore here

Apparently Wal-Mart is proudly sellling shirts with the Death's Head insignia of Aushwitz guards on them - this from the company that refuses to sell Jon Stewart & The Daily Show writer's book, Maxim, and countless "offensive" albums due to their off-kilter view of what is and isn't appropriate to sell to the American public. His follow-up entries (linked at the bottom there) are even more interesting, as he recieves a promt reply about how sad they are about the shirts and how they are going to pull them, but then take absolutely no action whatsoever.

Alsosad/ interesting - white supremacists read the blog entry and flock to Wal-Mart to buy these shirts.