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  Wed

luster


this is what i do...

sometimes when im sick and i have a runny nose, i stick pieces of toilet paper in my nostrils to stop the constant drips. it looks funny but it works. it just sucks when i leave them in there so long that the paper falls apart in my nose and makes more boogers than i normally have.


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  Thu

luster


Pimpin' aint easy



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  Tue

luster


dog vs cat




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  Sat

luster


Joe Ging around



[ posted by luster at 03/31/2007 03:02:21 AM ]
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  Sun

luster


howdy doo!

im so bored. im so boring! whats up dudes? tell me a story. does anyone want to have a photoshop contest?



i havent been doing anything. i dont have a job, i just paint pictures and take care of poopy babies. all my friends have moved away, i think weer going to move someday soon but i always say that. summertime is going to suck if we dont move. i cant decide if i want to live in a cool city or a cool house. if we move to a cool city we will probably have to get a little condo but if we move to a cheap city we can buy a mansion with a garage and studio and a place for dogs to run free. i figure cool city would have better jobs so would make more and eventually get a better place but do i want to wait? i dunno.

last night we had in and out burgers. have you see those secret menus they have? i looked at one and im like wow a secret menu, but its not like they have anything good on them. its all stupid stuff you wouldnt want to eat anyways like hamburgers with no buns and shit. dumb!

hey all the krispy kreme doughnuts locations closed down here did they close everywhere?

i got a skketchbook the other day. its weird because my sketching depends on if i have a book or not. so now i draw alot again and i feel really good. all painting and no sketching makes you lazy and stupid.

does anyone read killoggs anymore? i read it like every day but it doesnt seem like there is much posting anymore...


[ posted by luster at 02/25/2007 01:53:24 PM ]
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  Fri

luster


LA TIMES REVIEW!

dude! the LA times reviewed one of our paintings! there is even a little picture in it... crazy. here's our snippit:

There's a message amid the humor

What do Al Gore, Dracula, Madonna, Hitler and Abraham Lincoln have in common? They all make cameo appearances in "Empire 2 (Survival)," a hilarious, horrifying painting by David Quan and Colin Chillag. The Phoenix-based painters feature five additional works in their show at Angstrom (formerly Q.E.D.), but "Empire 2" is so rich with political commentary, cultural critique, crude humor and language play that once it ensnares you, you may not make it to the others.

The painting, just larger than 6 by 8 feet, is a feast of irreverence, a sprawling take on the American appetite for violence and spectacle. The action takes place in Iraq, by way of the Roman Coliseum, as filtered through American media. The single lion that appears in the crumbling arena occupying half of the canvas is a docile creature, spreading its jaws for a circus trainer. Mayhem erupts all around them in the form of bubble-headed cartoon figures that stab, shoot, kick, spear and otherwise hammer away at one another. In the midst of it all, cheerleaders in chadors ("Jihotties") raise red pompoms and a generic, blank-faced political couple poses for the cameras. In one of the box seats on the upper tier of the packed house perches a vulture, wearing a business suit and declaiming, "Where you see tragedy, I see opportunity."

Outside the stadium, oil pipelines gush blood, a bulldozer shoves piles of corpses off to one side, and propaganda, American-style (an I Love New York T-shirt, a pack of Twizzlers red licorice), parachutes down from above. Quan and Chillag are savvy at sampling different visual idioms, reworking iconic war photographs, adapting television formulas and capturing the graphic immediacy of the comics page. Their satire is beautifully, painfully barbed, trading on familiar symbolism. Another of many examples: On one of the upper arcades of the arena, a janitor sweeps out a clutter of skulls. Below, where they are destined to fall, stands Uncle Sam and one of the little blue cartoon figures. The blue guy pleads to the emblem of American patriotism, "Please, stop," but Uncle Sam hushes him with a finger to his lips as pools of dark blood spread at his feet.

Angstrom Gallery, 2622 S. La Cienega Blvd., (310) 204-3334, through Oct. 14. Closed Sundays and Mondays. www.angstromgallery.com

you can see the whole thing...

HERE!


[ posted by luster at 09/22/2006 04:06:19 PM ]
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  Thu

luster


one, TWO!

We are at the hospital waiting for this baby to come out.

I'm going to have TWO babies!!!


[ posted by luster at 09/14/2006 07:41:27 PM ]
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  Wed

luster


URT SHOW SATURDAY!


if you live in LA or like an hour or two or three away, you should come to me and colin's art show!

6-8pm sept. 9th at the all new angstrom gallery!!!

omuhgod, its going to be SO FUN!


[ posted by luster at 09/06/2006 09:49:10 PM ]
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  Mon

luster


cecil was wearing his hooters cap




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  Sun

luster


is this JT?




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  Thu

luster


friendster says its loren's birthday

loren is 37 years old. happy birthday bro dawwwg!

[ posted by luster at 04/27/2006 09:27:05 PM ]
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  Mon

luster


the baltimore the merrier?

there are so many cheap places for sale in baltimore. can you baltbarians tell me balti-more about baltimore? what is the weather like in the harshest time of winter and how hot does it get in the summer and is there lots of fun things to do? do you get mugged often? is there many good places to eat? how do you get around? car, bus or bike? any good websites about baltmore or any places of interest you can mention? do any of you have pets and is it hard having pets in baltimore? tell me bad things too. does it smell there? are there lots of hippies? old people? comedians?

i have visited once but whats it like to live there?

[ posted by luster at 04/24/2006 12:38:57 AM ]
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  Fri

luster


enter the baddlezone!

im going to draw fight whoever comes to giantrobot silverlake on sunday between 1:30 and 3:30 so if you live in LA you should come and i will stick a pencil in your eye!

[ posted by luster at 10/14/2005 12:57:31 AM ]
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  Thu

luster


i dent itty theffft!

holy shit! someone totally stole my nbrs from my check card and made a new card! first they bought 25 dollars worth of softbelly's plush animal monitor cleaners and then they started withdrawing dough from an atm in georgia! not georgia down south mind you but this georgia:

so i called the bank and told the fraud department and they said it was not safe to use debit anymore on ANYTHING and to always choose the credit function instead. i guess people can get your magic nbrs and make a brand new fake card of yours... is that crazy or what?

oh and by the way, they didnt get any my munny because im fucking broke as a joke.

[ posted by luster at 09/29/2005 09:01:38 PM ]
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  Wed

luster


spangler wrangler

soggy cereal sits in sour milk
as the sun sizzles the sink on a pear that just sits there
flys follow fast past the trash and back for a land on a can
that had its contents carefully eaten from an old cast iron frying pan
theres a purdy dirty dog sleeping like a log
on the frozen floor near the bathroom door
sometimes you will hear him snore but he's sound asleep
it reminds me of the time that crazy cat took aim
and took a leap right up high and down on the dog who choked on a sigh
as the smiling cat ran fast as he can
from the woken dog wide with the bite of spite
for the kid like kidding cat
jumping this way and that, flipping over the door mat
and narrowly escaping the rack of falling hats
traces of vases were found mixed with mixed up papers and pens
and even a few feathers apparently from the scattering hens
but tthats not today nowhere near our now
where i sit waiting while i'll walk a mile in a pondering style
for a fresh cow to come with udders undone
to wet my fresh hole of a bowl
filled with cereal flakes, nuts and dates
and a simple sliced pear that i found just sitting there

[ posted by luster at 08/24/2005 05:12:30 PM ]
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  Sun

luster


yippie kie YAY!

dude look what i just found!


i bet your wife aint as hot as mine!

[ posted by luster at 07/17/2005 01:35:39 AM ]
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  Mon

luster


moshzilla

this is the funniest thing i have ever seen!

[ posted by luster at 07/11/2005 01:18:30 AM ]
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  Thu

luster


here is the good news...



[ posted by luster at 07/07/2005 01:16:54 AM ]
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luster


welcome to the kitty city

spx submission... yay!


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[ posted by luster at 06/27/2005 09:52:11 PM ]
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luster


dude!

i like toadally found this way cool bike in the garbage today!



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