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  Sun

kiche



another year bites the dust

so, i'll be turning 34 this week. to celebrate, next saturday (the 17th) i will be going to my favorite bar, spuyten duyvil, at 8 pm. i may be going to the bbq place across the street for dinner before, you should check with me before showing up for that because dinner is tentative.

but if you're in the nyc area next saturday, hit me up. we should have fun now, because soon JOHN MCCAIN WILL KILL US ALL:



[ posted by kiche at 08/17/2008 05:46:43 PM ]
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manhattan is yesterday's burrough

so rita and i have moved in together. we now live in prospect heights in brooklyn.

it's an elevator building (!); and we live around the corner from a place that has both fish & grits and chicken & waffles on their menu (!!).

i was going to add a picture to this post of myself in a gw bush mask holding up mao zedong's little red book; but apparently the people who did some work on my apartment took them (i left them here, then the building manager let some people in and they disappeared, that and the markers and refrigerator magnet i had left here before i moved in).


[ posted by kiche at 08/03/2008 05:55:42 PM ]
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  Mon

kiche



Wonder Twin Powers- ACTIVATE!



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  Tue

kiche



in the n.o.

i will be coming to new orleans next week. i will be in town from may 22nd to may 27th.

i will be staying in the french quarter. if you want to hang out hit me up on my cell.

perhaps we can get together and hate america this hard:



or maybe we can find jesus together if that's your thing:



[ posted by kiche at 05/13/2008 07:02:50 PM ]
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  Thu

kiche



cheap places to stay in the french quarter

does anybody know of any?

(or places near the quarter)


[ posted by kiche at 03/27/2008 09:26:13 AM ]
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  Tue

kiche



Barack Hussein Obama

Barack Hussein Obama was born in 1961 to a white American mother and a black African father. As this article on the National Review's website astutely points out white women who married black men circa 1960 were generally Jewess members of the Communist Party USA. His parents union for the time is highly suspicious and for all we know Gus Hall could have personally performed their marriage ceremony. Being the product of a Leftist mother and Islamic father it was natural for Obama to select a radical black communist to be his childhood mentor.

With his radical family background and Anti-American childhood upbringing it should be no surprise that only about a decade ago he was holding political meetings in the home of former Weather Underground terrorists William Ayers and Bernardine Dohrn.

But then Obama may have a higher tolerance for acts of terrorism. You see, his surname, Obama is East African equivalent of the name Osama; just as Jorge is the Spanish version of George. In fact, Obama has a very interesting name. To move into the realm of pure conjecture; it should be noted that in lower case three letters can be replaced with the number six: 6arack 6ussein o6ama

Perhaps his parents were subconsciously broadcasting their disgust for Western Christian Civilization when they named him.

There have been a few rumblings in the fringes of American politics about the possibility of Obama being a "sleeper agent" or "Manchurian Candidate" for either Fundamentalist Islam or Radical Communism. The mainstream media and political establishment have thus far dismissed these claims and ignored pertinent questions such as why he has the nickname Hussein X.

Taking his wife's graduate thesis it seems very plausible that if elected President; Obama could become the most effective vehicle for Black Rage that America has ever seen. We could see the pardon of Mumia Abu-Jamal in the next year and the appointment of members of the New Black Panther Party to Cabinet level positions in the White House. This is not an improbable conclusion considering that Obama belongs to a religious sect that is directly under the influence of Black Muslim Leader Louis Farrakhan.

I don't consider to hear any analysis of this in the mainstream media considering that after the picture of Obama in his native dress was published there was no discussion of how he was about to perform an African ceremony in which he sacrificed a live chicken to the pagan god Termagant.

Oh, and there are also these videos which conclusively prove that Obama regularly cruises high end drinking establishments solicit men to participate in crack fueled gay orgies.

In summation, these are the reasons why I support Barack Obama for President.


[ posted by kiche at 03/04/2008 12:21:04 AM ]
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  Thu

kiche



seafood city



hat tip to neilbert


[ posted by kiche at 02/21/2008 11:04:26 PM ]
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  Mon

kiche



Vote In The Democratic Primaries This Tuesday!

if you vote for hillary, you are a racist. if you vote for obama, you are a misogynist. that's why i'm voting for mike gravel.

GRAVEL '08!

i'm not really voting for gravel. i'm voting for barack obama because i hate women.

you can see if your state is having a democratic primary or caucus on super tuesday here.

if you live in one of these states get out and support your favorite candidate.


[ posted by kiche at 02/04/2008 11:29:27 AM ]
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  Sun

kiche



mormonism rocks!

i never realized how awesome the lds was until i saw this super 70s cartoon:



the extraterrestrial sexual afterlife sounds good to me. in the heaven everything looks fine:



i read that book in highschool and really liked it. well, one of the versions of it anyway. i should look into the other versions.

i should really start my own religion. just for the cultural detritus they create:



although the singers above were in a religion that was a little too icky for me.


[ posted by kiche at 12/09/2007 07:18:21 PM ]
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  Wed

kiche



you're invited

so next week i will be turning 33. wow, how did i get this old.

to celebrate this event, next friday (the 24th) i will be holding a little get together at my favorite bar, spuyten duyvil, located at 359 metropolitan avenue, brooklyn new york. link to map and nearby subway stops and roads.

i'll be there from 8pm 'til. so if you're a new york head, or are just going to be in the area next friday; please feel free to stop by and help me celebrate/mourn the aging process.



[ posted by kiche at 08/15/2007 06:56:02 PM ]
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  Tue

kiche



bush, transformers & bobby conn

bush hangs with the transformers:



apparently bobby conn is making a movie. here is a not work safe video:



you can watch some info about that here. actually, i don't think that provides a lot of info. it's also probably not safe for work either.


[ posted by kiche at 07/24/2007 06:46:13 AM ]
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  Wed

kiche



want to live in nyc?

my roommate is moving out and his room will be available for rent in july.

$860 + half utillities a month.

i will also need one months rent for the deposit.

the apartment is in lower manhattan, walking distance from soho and the east village.


[ posted by kiche at 06/13/2007 12:53:15 PM ]
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  Mon

kiche



the sound of war

war pigs iraq:



a song about the violent overthrow of the u.s. government:



[ posted by kiche at 05/21/2007 09:26:28 PM ]
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kiche



freaky like at abu ghraib



maybe nsfw.


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  Wed

kiche



before the age of irony



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  Mon

kiche



tropical terror

this weekend i turn thirty-two.

to celebrate this occasion i am going to have a little get together for 8pm at waikiki wally's, 101 east 2nd street (between avenues 1 and a), for food and/or drinks. you can see their menu on their website (you need flash, it also seems to be taking a while to load so here is another site with their menu here, although it may be missing some items and unfortunately doesn't have their amazingly named drinks listed).

now for something totally unrelated to anything whatsoever:



[ posted by kiche at 08/14/2006 11:06:42 AM ]
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  Wed

kiche



psilocybin and spirituality



[ posted by kiche at 07/12/2006 01:05:27 AM ]
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  Tue

kiche



Louder Than A Bomb

This style seems wild
Wait before you treat me like a stepchild
Let me tell you why they got me on file
'Cause I give you what you lack
Come right and exact
Our status is the saddest
So I care where you at black
And at home I got a call from Tony Rome
The FBI was tappin' my telephone
I never live alone
I never walk alone
My posses always ready and they're waitin' in my zone
Although I live the life that of a resident
But I be knowin' the scheme that of the president
Tappin' my phone whose crews abused
I stand accused of doing harm
'Cause I'm louder than a bomb
C'mon C'mon louder etc...

I am the rock hard trooper
To the bone, the bone, the bone
Full grown - consider me - stone
Once again and
I say it for you to know
The troop is always ready, I yell `geronimo'
Your CIA, you see I ain't kiddin'
Both King and X they got ridda' both
A story untold, true, but unknown
Professor Griff knows...
"I ain't no toast"
And not the braggin' or boastin' and plus
It ain't no secret why they're tappin' my phone, although
I can't keep it a secret
So I decided to kick it, yo
And yes it weighs a ton
I say it once again
I'm called the enemy - I'll never be a friend
Of those with closed minds, don't know I'm rapid
The way that I rap it
Is makin' 'em tap it, yeah
Never servin 'em well, 'cause I'm an un-Tom
It's no secret at all
Cause I'm louder than a bomb

Cold holdin' the load
The burden breakin' the mold
I ain't lyin' denyin', 'cause they're checkin' my code
Am I buggin' 'cause they're buggin' my phone - for information
No tellin' who's sellin' out - power buildin' the nation so...
Joinin' the set, the point blank target
Every brothers inside - so least not, you forget, no
Takin' the blame is not a waste, here taste
A bit of the song so you can never be wrong
Just a bit of advice, 'cause we be payin' the price
'Cause every brother mans life
Is like swingin' the dice, right?
Here it is, once again this is
The brother to brother
The Terminator, the cutter

Goin' on an' on - leave alone the grown
Get it straight in '88, an' I'll troop it to demonstrate
The posse always ready - 98 at 98
My posse come quick, because my posse got velocity
Tappin' my phone, they never leave me alone
I'm even lethal when I'm unarmed
'Cause I'm louder than a bomb

'Cause the D is for dangerous
You can come and get some of this
I teach and speak
So when its spoke, it's no joke
The voice of choice
The place shakes with bass
Called one for the treble
The rhythm is the rebel
Here's a funky rhyme that they're tappin' on
Just thinkin' I'm breakin' the beats I'm rappin' on
CIA FBI
All they tell us is lies
And when I say it they get alarmed
'Cause I'm louder than a bomb


-Public Enemy, Louder Than a Bomb

topical.

[ posted by kiche at 05/16/2006 06:36:44 PM ]
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  Thu

kiche



HAPPY BIRTHDAY HITLER!!!



and for your very special day here's two pictures of "the crown":

from the side

head on

those are probably nsfw pics from this event (for the stragglers).

and since it's 4/20 light one up for the big guy.

[ posted by kiche at 04/20/2006 06:25:24 PM ]
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if you hated cremaster...

then you will probably not be interested in drawing restraint 9.

i however loved the cremaster cycle. i liked this new movie but i found the underlying idea to be less compelling than that of the cremaster cycle. the basic concept of this series is energy for creation being restrained from the act of creating.

this idea is supposed to also be cyclical, with an eventual creation and return to a state of restrained energy.

most of drawing restraint 9 takes place on a japanese whaling vessel at sea. matthew barney and bjork are guests on this ship and are transformed into quasi-oceanic creatures when they are dressed by elderly japanese women. you can find a still of them here and here.

they attend a strange tea ceremony with teaware that appear to be the skeletons of sea creatures hosted by the captain of the ship who gives them the history of the ship. the manner in which he gives the ship's history, makes you think that the ship is a whale or perhaps the nation of japan. the crew of the ship harpoon a long cylindrical floating rock that could be taken to represent a whale or the nation of japan.

matthew barney and bjork go at each other with knives cutting off each others feet and cutting up each others legs as the tea room fills up with water. i don't want to spoil the ending for you, but i'll leave you with the knowledge that in shinto mythology whales are said to be the ancestors of the japanese.

that being said this isn't a good explanation of what goes down in the movie, and this movie is just as cryptic as barney's cremaster movies. it's like a moving painting with almost no dialogue and cryptic action.

i enjoyed this movie, although, as i said earlier i find the underlying concept to be less compelling than that of cremaster. i would definitely suggest seeing this movie; but if you don't like cremaster or barney you will loathe this movie because it is two and a half hours of barney.

a few side notes. i thought that the circle with the bar through it that he used in the cremaster cycle was the symbol for cremaster. that symbol is all over this movie, so i guess he is using it as a symbol for himself or for general ideas in his art work.

also, barney became a notable artist when he exhibited a video of himself naked and climbing the walls of the gladstone gallery naked and covered in vaseline in 1991. i wonder if this inspired trent reznor to pen the line "covered in hope and vaseline" for the song "gave up" on his 1992 "broken" e.p.

i think it may be harder for barney to keep this movie from being bootlegged and getting wider notoriety because it features bjork and some songs by her. in fact the soundtrack is listed as being a bjork album.

oh yeah, and yes he uses tons of vaseline in drawing restraint 9.

[ posted by kiche at 04/06/2006 12:17:01 AM ]
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  Sun

kiche



new york

i just bought a 6-pack of hobgoblin ale.

i walked out of the store and saw a woman walking a small dog she had died pink to match her outfit.

this was in nolita.

[ posted by kiche at 03/19/2006 06:08:34 PM ]
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  Thu

kiche



by the time i get to phoenix...

i'm headed to phoenix tomorrow for a week and a half.

i've been meaning to post this for a couple of days now...

not sure how many people this will be of use to.

i will be staying with craig and visiting my sister. hopefully, i will see luster kaboom at some point.

[ posted by kiche at 02/16/2006 02:09:29 PM ]
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  Tue

kiche



the train they call the city of new orleans...

so is anybody gonna be in new orleans for the holidays?

tentatively, i am going to be there from the 23rd to the 30th. that is subject to change, though.

[ posted by kiche at 11/22/2005 09:19:32 AM ]
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  Mon

kiche



AMERICA'S RELIGIOSITY - REVISITED

so i'm posting this because a while back yet another news article was posted that drones on about the religiosity of america's national character. i realize that the article says this is a bad thing, but it floors me whenever "the religiosity of our national character" is said with zero ironic intent.

i got news for you, america's religious fervor is flying out the window. the above article talks about the religiousity of america as opposed to the secularism of europe. it then talks about how intellectuals in europe have noticed the decline of religion in europe over the past 200 years or so. this makes sense, religion is a powerful psychological force, it would take many generations to secularize a country. which is why i am floored at the rapid rate of the secularization of america. america has become noticeably less religious in my lifetime. anyone who can't see this must be freaking blind.

let me direct you here.

now scroll down to the table that is labeled "religious affiliation". the percentage of total christians in america is given as 79.8% as of 2001. that's a freakin' lot, and a clear majority. but look over to the left, the percentage of americans who were christian in 1990 was 88.3%. an 8.5% drop in eleven years? that doesn't seem like a good sign to me. sure doesn't look like our "national religiosity" is holding up there. but i digress, america is an immigrant nation, perhaps america is just being flooded with muslims, hindus and buddhists. hey the soviet union collapsed back around '90 and we saw an influx of jews who were persecuted under communism, remember?

well that idea is bunk. scroll down that page. while the total number of non christian adherents is up to 5.2% from 3.5%. that's a big increase, but pretty negligible in the over all scheme of things. a 1.7% increase isn't an answer to the 8.5% drop in christian adherents.

i wonder where all those believers are going? haven't they heard about the religiosity of our national character and all? maybe we can find these people if we scroll down the page a little lower. oh, here they are. a whopping 15% of america is listed as "no religion/atheist/agnostic". from here on out, i'll just refer to this segment as "none".

now i know what you're saying, " kiche, while 15% is a sizeable minority, it's dwarfed by the 79.8% of americans who are christians." to which i say, take another look at the chart, my friend. none has jumped from 8.4% in 1990 to 15% in 2001. that's quite a leap. in fact, none is presently the third largest religion in america AND the fastest growing religion in america.

in fact, the second fastest growing religion in america is "christian - no denomination supplied", up to 7.2% from 4.7%. in fact "christian - no denomination supplied" is tied for fourth place with the methodists. this is also bad news for our "national religious character" (can you feel the sarcasm?). religion is an organized structure, belief is a spiritual concept. this is a growing demographic of people who have rejected organized religion despite sharing their spiritual beliefs.

but this should be hardly surprising news, if it weren't for the delusion faithfully reported in the media that we are a church going nation. jeez, i've seen report after report in the media dutifully report high church attendance numbers. it's a standard media delusion that 40 to 50% of americans attend church weekly. even though, study after study reports that half that amount attend church weekly. christ, what fucking planet do the media live on anyway? 40% church attendance? i grew up in a freaking swamp in mississippi. 400 people lived, there. high, high church attendance compared to the rest of america. i can guarantee you that the population didn't even hit 40% religious attendance. media pollsters, morons that they are, would probably return with a 100% weekly church attendance rate. fuck. they probably only got 40% attendance for easter and christmas. in fact, my mom worked for a catholic school where the priest gave the same homily for ten years. and that homily was "if ya don't go to church every sunday, you're gonna burn in hell!" way to go media. maybe we should chunk the figures the state collects on how often people vote and use the polling data of how often people say they vote. apparently you think that's the more reliable figure.

one thing, i just completely cannot get over is how the hierarchy of the catholic church is looking at the political rise of the religious right in america and licking it's chops greedily. as the popular delusion goes, the rise of the right wing in american christianity has filled up churches to the point of bursting. i mean, just look at the baptists. they've been swinging right for 20 years. in the past ten they've gotten rid of women pastors, endorsed creationism over evolution and declared that all of the jews are going to hell. it's done wonders for them. they've gone from 19.8% of the population in 1990 to 17.2% in 2001. yeah, that's a great model. it's possible to go decrease as a percentage of the populace while still increasing your numbers as a religion because of population growth; but the baptists have managed to bleed enough members to actually decrease in raw numbers. this is a religion that actively recruits and has regular converts. this means that they lose enough people on a regular basis to have a steady influx of people coming in and still wind up with less people than they started with. man, that's a fucking model for success. i am absolutely certain that "none" will be america's second largest religion come the 2020 census.

it's mind blowing that the catholic hierarchy would want to follow these guys straight down the toilet. they only lost 1% of the populace from 1990 to 2001. but something tells me that's gonna change in the next 25 years or so (note to anyone from the catholic hierarchy that ever happens across this post, let me give you a short math lesson: [massive pedophilia scandal and cover up] + [appointing a former nazi as your leader] = DEATH). although, the catholic church's contingency plan of launching an an inquisition to eradicate homosexuals and liberals from it's already dwindling priesthood may stop the looming exodus of the faithful.

and another thing about this whole "religious right strategy". from the crap flying around the news media you'd think that 100% of church going christians were down with the republican party and that their biggest concern was cutting the capital gains tax. i can't link to any stats on this, but it's been my experience that there are a lot of christians out there who aren't exactly card carrying republicans. maybe i'm just completely out of touch with the mainstream; but don't you think that if the overwhelming majority of christians in america were down with the republican agenda bush would have gotten a whole heck of a lot more votes back in november than 50.8%? hey, i've got an idea, if you want to reconnect with people why don't you read the bible and see what jesus actually had to say? he's the guy that made you popular, not p.r. firms and right wing jackasses.

[ posted by kiche at 11/07/2005 09:44:57 PM ]
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  Fri

kiche



my parents house

here is a picture of what is left of my parents' house in waveland:



there is a school bus slammed into what is left of the foundation. it was a pretty nice house. they built it in '95. it had been my mom's dream house. before that we lived in a house in a swamp that was not built very well.

it was on stilts. it was a full story above ground. it flooded 3 or four feet in the house itself during katrina. i don't think they can salvage that house.

no photographs of my parents' new house (pictured above) exist anymore. if they did, you would be able to see the brick convent and school which should be on the other side of my parents' house. a large brick church was in front of my parents house and it is now