I am a leaf node shielded by an Ultra-Peer??? Its all Geek to me. maybe I shouldnt ve downloaded willow. oh well shield on ultra peer if I am a leaf node so be it.
According to string theory, " a theory for everything" there are 5 other dimensions, if we could shrink down small enough to go into those lil' dimensions.
You see this theory is b.s. resonated beyond the fundamental characteristics of nature. Gravity Bitches!
Returning to great white poses serious risks. It's 2 pm and tentions are running high in the terrerium. Find out what it feels like. Take out your cell and text message the word whiteshark to 44121, do it now. 1-800-Get-Laid. You can't help but watch, turn on your terrerium and get ready to share your shark talk for the best time , UNDER THE SEA? Of course! Anyplace, Anytime. Once you go shark you never go stalk. Try it free! Having sex with a shark is THE LIMIT, but sex with a real shark is TOO HOTTTT!!!! Talk to a real shark for free. Wanna have some fun tonight. Like Sharks? Gay? Too lazy to encounter real sharks? You don't have to answer. Return the great white before 3pm or the sharks will feast on your asshole. If the sharks do feast on your asshole, serious injury or death may occur. Two sharks at once, Impossible? Unfortunately yes. Paint the town white, lease one of our sharks today, for one hour,It's free until 3pm. Shit! It beats rolling around in a pool full of gravy! Dumbass.
He's going to the ice cream store he wants to take you with him. Hurry up and go home. How bout' a little paint? Gimme my jollies you jerk! Well it's not here, cuz it's sleeping with you. I've been robbed. There's no robbers in our town. {curious music} What's the helmet for? Oh, a girlfriend of mine used to babysit him, and she said bring a helmet.{buzzing sounds}{screaming}{curious music}
Uh-Oh! Taste's funny...tastes like paint...and wood. I'll make some sandwiches.
{curious music} One day when you grow up you'll realize that any malel train can do anything. I know he's been fooling around with paint and I'm going to prove it. Ding-Dong. {silence} damn kids. {curious music} Owww...That's it ! I got him this time, dang I got him. I didn't mean to kill him. Oh well, he was only a boy.
According to a new study, racism is not only a social tool employed by racists anymore.
"Racism." says Peter Gholag Moulinyan, an acclaimed author and billionaire, " is not only just for racists anymore." " People from all cultural and biological backrounds have embraced racism." Mr. Moulinyan added. " Just because someone is not a racist doesn't mean he doesn't hate." " I met a jewish man who loves pork, but hates himself because he can't eat it." " A black man who hates haters." " A jellyfish that hates saltwater." " A midget who hates puppets. " A Prostitute who loves her pimp but hates money." " A White lady who hates fat people." Mr. Moulinyan didn't write a book about this subject, but he is rich enough to say whatever the fuck he thinks make him feel smart.
1. Disproving God through evolution and the big bang theory
2.Chicks you should have banged in high school
3.How L.S.D. destroyed your early relationships
4.Death
5. Inheriting 4 million dollars and wasting it because you don't know any better
6. Realizing that you are just like your parents
7. trying to think of the most depressing things beside torture---priceless
Hydroscopic Repositration is bar none the leading Repositration to skim the Tetrahedron known by Sir Alfred Gimleys book " Repositration for Dummies" since " Bark? not bite? Marty Poorbottoms explains Reciprocitation, but not Tetrahedrons, for Dummies"
Released on the eve of the anniversary of Sir Alfred Gimleys Death , Marty Poorbottoms attempts to fully explain Reciprocitation but not Tetrahedrons once and for all. In Marty Poorbottoms all avid followers of Reciprocitation can truly yield the forbidden fruit that, some would argue, is the lifeblood of Sir Gimleys theory that Reciprocity does not attempt to explain Tetralogical data while at the same time showing that Marty Poorbottoms is at the pinnacle of his success. We caught up with Marty or " Lupe" as he demands to be adressed at the Borneo Dialogical Poorbottoms festival. The festival, a 7 day event, showcases a carnal indulgence of the senses that would make any patron queef at their knees to bask in the delight and ambience of Tetrological flow.
It may seem awfully funny at the time, but later when there are no midgets around to make fun of it will likely become a negative memory. Even if the little person appears to sympathize with your " off color" humor with a slight indifferent smirk, deep down or maybe even closer than that there is unquestionably a very broken down, bitter, and drunk little midget.
Hello people watching this page, welcome to the post. I am Jon. I went to Mcdonalds and i answered the scratch off question right and all i won was a crappy small ice cream cone!! Then I came home and there was a nun on the t.v. and she was a hippie and she liked to grow vegetables on her earth-friendly farm my dad and his new subsitence-farming crazed girl were taking notes. nevermind. I tried to kick a soccerball as hard as I could recently, but I instead kicked a brick right through the hole in front of my second toe on my right shoe.
