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dave

while browsing around my shard directory

I was looking for a file today on a shared common drive at work. I came across a PROvCONs document and was curious. The text within is too funny not to share.

PROS:
1. I know him and feel comfortable.
2. We’re good friends.
3. Action is SO good and fun.
4. Deep down I think he’s a good person.
5. We have good conversations.
6. We do fun things together like go to the mountains.
7. Has a motorcycle, which is cool.
8. I know he actually cares about me, which is a nice feeling.
9. Nice to have someone (him) to sleepover with.
10. Gained lots of weight recently which is a GOOD thing.
11. Is pretty sensitive and passionate, which is nice sometimes, like especially during action or just times when he decides that he likes me. (ie, hugs me and won’t let me go for like 10 minutes for real)

CONS:
1. JERK. (selfish)
2. Likes another girl.
3. Flaky/ wishy-washy.
4. Too girly/whiny.
5. Has too may “issues”.
6. Very self-obsessed with his own issues.
7. Makes weird immature faces at me that are NOT HOT.
8. WAY too influenced by friends and family.
9. Not strong enough (see point above).
10. Bad posture.
11. Doesn’t like cool music.
12. Likes country music WAY too much.
13. Chews tobacco.
14. Thinks he’s an alcoholic and obsesses about it.
15. Probably IS an alcoholic.
16. Acts crazy when he’s wasted, not himself - BIG red flag.
17. Only dresses cool because some girl bought him cool clothes at the beginning of this year.
18. Hates going into places (i.e. stores) that are too bright and too loud.
19. Forgets/loses/misplaced things WAY too often.
20. BAD (not aggressive) driver.
21. Takes too long to get anywhere because he always has to go back home cause he forgets something.
22. Doesn’t work out – Not the BEST butt I’ve seen on a boy. (LOL)
23. Gets lost driving all the time.
24. His brother(s) don’t like me.
25. Immature, especially when drinking….
26. Stalker tendencies (i.e. the 40 calls at houseboating and during Stampede)
27. VERY messy room (worse than mine).
28. Bad posture - for some reason that really bothers me so it counts as 2 cons.

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[ posted by dave at 10/11/2007 03:48:21 PM ]
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Sports Hogs?

I came across this add on some stupid Charleston news site I was surfing around on today.

These guys should have had the sense not to be photographed. I guess 3 out of 4 sports bloggers are fat fucks who should be playing sports rather than blogging about them.

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[ posted by dave at 01/23/2007 01:58:00 PM ]
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digital video editing

Since the birth of my twins we've been shooting countless hours of digital footage with our slick JVC Everio. Well I broke out Adobe Premier and started combing and cutting this footage up so I could burn it to DVDs. OMG it takes so much time I don't think I'll ever get it done. Does anyone know where I could dump all this video and pay someone to edit it so I don't have to, and have it look better than my poor skills? Is this likely to cost me a fortune?

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[ posted by dave at 08/09/2006 05:20:34 PM ]
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3...2...1...

man it's crazy hot in the space city
acrid, humidly, antipathy

getting toasted, baked, and crisp, crisp, crispy

his second birthday is due?
four two ohhh... mine is too!

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on another note, I was IM'ing with a CowOrker whom I'm not exactly cordial with yet. the convo was similar to this excerpt:

cw - "it rules!"
d2 - "you know what else rules?"
cw - "what?"
d2 - "jesus christ"

silence......

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[ posted by dave at 07/21/2006 03:01:12 PM ]
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dave	4X4 versus tree I bet my dad I could pull a tree out of my yard with my Jeep. It cried, but I won. [ 6 responses ] < Activities > < link > [ posted by dave at 06/28/2006 12:24:28 PM ] [ trackback ]

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FEMA - Fire Every Marvelous Artist

Can you actually believe this crappy tortise looking thing is on the first page of a FEMA publication? This guy wouldn't even pass the art institute test. No wonder NOLA was a disaster, they can't even hire good graphic artists!

Tippy

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[ posted by dave at 05/26/2006 03:17:51 PM ]
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nothing feels better

nothing feels better than waiting quitely for your moment to jump in with one single bid and crush everyone else who's been clicking and sweating.

i'm a born sniper.

link

seriously, why would you ever bid on an item before it's the last 20secs? All it does is increase the price.

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[ posted by dave at 05/21/2006 08:35:46 PM ]
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dave	it's only been 2050 years! prenez garde passen Sie auf guardisi da 用心しなさい 조심하십시요 guárdese **Amanda the best obituary post ever is due! [ 4 responses ] < Holiday Fun > < link > [ posted by dave at 03/15/2006 08:56:24 AM ] [ trackback ]

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sheehanigans

I know there's a separate news thread that's been going on about Cindy Sheehan's SOTU protest, but I thought this was such a great image that it should be on the front page.

protest SOTU

source (firedoglake)

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[ posted by dave at 02/03/2006 05:51:16 PM ]
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With hell's heart, I stab at thee

I know Josh doesn't like these sorts of posts, but goddam I love this.

Click the sexy photo of Ricardo Montalban with your sound on for a real treat!

Then discuss how this adaptation of Moby Dick is one of the best films EVA!

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[ posted by dave at 01/23/2006 04:39:15 PM ]
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domination at the washateria

first things first, i've got to give a shout out to my secret santa

for getting me a dope as retro gaming system like this:

Secondly, my washer broke at home. It was making a horrid noise so I took it apart and couldn't see anything. I called out a service guy and he told me nothing was wrong that something was caught in the drain. Well a week later it was running and froze. The putrid smell of a burning motor was lingering in the air.

So where I am going with this is with two kids now we have a lot of laundry to do since they tend to barf up milk on everything. I've been spending a lot of my freetime at the Washateria where they have this wonderful game.

Ms. Pacman

Let me just say that I FUCKING DOMINATE. On one quarter I can play for long beyond the entire wash cycle. I've reached levels beyond comprehension, flipped the high score, gotten so far when you eat the power pellets the ghosts do not even change.

i'm one banana eating motherfucker.

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[ posted by dave at 01/05/2006 05:14:25 PM ]
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dave	victims of the war on christmas Just wanted to wish you a ~~Merry Christmas~~ Happy Holidays from my two bundles of screaming joy! [ 18 responses ] < Holiday Fun > < link > [ posted by dave at 12/12/2005 12:35:10 PM ] [ trackback ]

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cowtown here i come

I just wanted to rub it in before I leave for the holidays that next week when I return my company is sending me to Alberta, Calgary where I will be sure to spend every waking hour when I'm not working tearing Sunshine Village in Banff up!

Anyone from Killoggs in our around Calgary? I'm told the Ship and Anchor is a must stop pub as well.

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[ posted by dave at 11/23/2005 01:11:35 PM ]
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Over-utilizing grammar

Recently my friend and I were discussing office jargon and how their are certain words that are over-utilized. One of those words is 'utilize', you actually never need to utilize this word, 'use' is always sufficient. However, people utilize it beyond recognition.

I just received an email from a friend and the bottom said this :

"Attention AOL users: To utilize links, cut and paste the link into the address line of your browser."

Who fucking utilizes links? I use them. Pay attention, you're going to hear people utilize 'utilize' now all the time instead of 'use'.

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[ posted by dave at 10/07/2005 03:19:10 PM ]
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alllll clear!

Not sure if you have all heard, but Astroworld is closing it's doors this year. SixFlag has been in dire financial straights and with the stadium across the way they think they can sell Astrowold as prime real estate (Astrosell).

I think I'm going to try and go one last time this Saturday to ride my favorite ride "Greezed Lightnin'", I've been riding that with my wife for over 6 years and she won't be able to go because of the kids in her belly.

http://www.sixflagshouston.com is a great site to check out all the old rides, old promos, etc. It's weird when staples of your childhood go away, I'm sure for many Louisiana natives like myself this was the only summer vacation. I even finger banged a girl on the Bamboo Shoot!

What was your favorite ride?

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[ posted by dave at 09/19/2005 11:09:38 AM ]
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dave	Nike Part Deux I guess Nike ain't all that bad. Minor Cleanup [ 16 responses ] < Apology > < link > [ posted by dave at 06/28/2005 11:48:33 AM ] [ trackback ]

dave	for all my friends I've created this beautiful work of art for you all. ( o ) ( o ) [ 19 responses ] < Art > < link > [ posted by dave at 05/05/2005 10:43:07 AM ] [ trackback ]

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EL MARTILLO TEJANO!

We have an application at work called "Hammer". Everytime I hear about it I think about this guy. He's the tough smart lawyer you know.

Sometimes I like to sing about the application. In that case I think about this guy.
please don't hurt him.

the link on hammer is really good!

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And the winner is....

I opened my gmail over the weekend and had a series of photos like the one below from some guy I don't even know.

At first I thought it was some weird sort of Indian pr0n phising, but who knows. Feel free to click on the image and send Basheer some email.

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[ posted by dave at 04/25/2005 10:01:02 AM ]
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thank you Easter bunny!

I went to Columbus OH this Easter to visit a friend.

A little Easter egg of my own was that my wife is 7 weeks pregnant.

Well on the trip she started bleeding and we thought the worse so we went to the ER.

The doctor came back after the ultrasound and informed us that not only was everything alright, but that she's carrying twins.

HOLY SHIT!

WonderTwins