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  Sun

cricket

hi, new orleanians.

i am not certain who is living in new orleans these days, but i will be in town from monday until monday and have a hankering for reconnections. i'd also like to see a show while i am there, if anyone has any recommendations.

i won't have internet, so if you'd like to hang out, ask josh for my number.

hearts and flowers,

cricket


[ posted by cricket at 11/12/2006 09:51:44 PM ]
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  Tue

cricket

some things you should know...

about max bon jovi.




1. he's my cat.
2. he likes gold lame tartare, liberace (goes without saying), and underwear drawers.
3. he can digest anything: glass, car batteries, rubberbands, numchucks, nimrods, and numnuts.
4. he likes pina coladas.
5. he was named by small children.

and you?


[ posted by cricket at 10/10/2006 11:16:32 PM ]
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  Thu

cricket

nyc residents: rumor has it...

there might be a black out. Just got this email that was forwarded through many people and could be a total rumor but damn, its hot out and who wants to get stuck in a tunnel, so here you go:

Importance: High

My friend's dad works for ConEd - he just called and told her not to ride the subways any more today, as we will likely have a blackout. ConEd is sending all non-essential employees home right now so they can shut down power to their building. From yesterday's heat, Manhattan has 4 feeders out, putting a big strain on the system. He said in his 30 years working there, he's never seen ConEd act like this, especially at 10:30 in the morning. He said not to panic, but not to take a chance if it can be helped - avoid riding the subway if at all possible.

I'm going to the ATM now and checking out bus schedules. :-)

[ posted by cricket at 08/03/2006 03:12:52 PM ]
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  Wed

cricket

hey, seattle...

where are your good vintage shops?

my devil wears prada job summer job demands i find out.

thanks,

yours truly

[ posted by cricket at 07/19/2006 12:54:00 PM ]
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  Fri

cricket

wanted: new york sublet

if anybody knows of a summer sublet from june through august, please let me know.
must be under 700 and flexible about location.

thanks,
cricket

[ posted by cricket at 05/19/2006 04:54:31 PM ]
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cricket

sometimes i really want to quit this site...

i mean what the fuck??

when i am doing my ego-centric google searches, i get pretty fucking embarrassed that my band and name are associated with fuckwad killoggs titles such as:

fuck-myspace-com-n******s-site.estsite.org.ru - fuck myspace com ...

who makes titles like that?

what year is this and why do people think racist-idiot words like that are still funny?

to whoever created that trash: here's a big FUCK YOU. your free speech sucks.

[ posted by cricket at 10/14/2005 12:26:31 PM ]
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  Tue

cricket

Going: One really swell place to live!!

Ladies and Gentleman
A HUGE room will soon be vacant in this lovely collective, group home. Notasquat comes equipped with three of the best roommates you could ever dream of plus excellent bike mechanics, a garden with fresh compost, a screened-in porch, lots of creative types inside, and a nintendo! with super mario brothers three!

Notasquat: For when you want more than just a roof and four walls.

(comes with the potential of being pet friendly.)




for more information, email me through killoggs.

[ posted by cricket at 10/11/2005 01:53:47 PM ]
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  Wed

cricket

Need an Office Job in DC?...

Energetic Executive Asst: for growing, team focused, woman-owned fundraising consulting firm working with progressive non-profits.

An upbeat work environment calling for a self starter who is systems oriented.

Experience required with:
-MS Office
-Windows
-Database maintenance
-Office machinery

Computer and PDA tech support are greatly admired.

Position includes a wide variety of responsibilities:
-executive assistance
-office management
-marketing research and production

Excellent benefits with membership to a fun and co-operative team. Salary negotiable.

Please email resume and cover letter to barbarah@avalonconsulting.net No phone calls.

Visit us for more information at www.avalonconsulting.net

[ posted by cricket at 10/05/2005 10:52:34 AM ]
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  Mon

CRICKET

erin where are you??!

I see you lurking, so call me! 202-491-1432.

i hope you are okay...

love,
cricket

[ posted by CRICKET at 09/26/2005 11:32:57 AM ]
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  Tue

cricket

It's a winning hott mess!

WINNING LOOKS…w/ Tami Hart

HOTT BEAT AND MESS UP THE MESS!

Live this Thursday 9/22 at the Kansas House…
$5 donation
Show starts at 8, so come early.
900 n. Kansas St., Arlington VA
Virginia Square Stop on the orange line

[ posted by cricket at 09/20/2005 04:37:16 PM ]
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cricket

free tickets to see sporty dribbling chicks...

who wants two free tickets to see the mystics play the stings tonight??!! Starts at 8pm at the mci center...
first come first serve!

[ posted by cricket at 08/02/2005 03:12:51 PM ]
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  Thu

cricket

Hey...You're Invited!

Howdy ya'll!


sending out a big yee-hah, and letting everybody know that you're invited to the rockinest shin-dig of the summer! so grab your partner, dosi-doe and say goodbye to that girl you know!

who's the lady, you say? sadly, it's the fabulous Lisa Davis. She's heading off to the big city to hoot and hollar for social justice. Come on out for your last chance to swing her around the dance floor!! Plus you can meet your neighbors!

Head on down to:

2021 Park Road (that's in lovely mount pleasant)

bring yourself and five of your closest!
enjoy good eats and drinks, all-night dancing, and the friendliest folks around!

See you there!

[ posted by cricket at 07/28/2005 03:37:34 PM ]
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  Mon

cricket

Free Lights Needed!!!

Following my requests for free christmas lights and other outdoor party lighting you might want to get rid of will be a super rad invitation to the party of the the summer!!!

But first....


I am callling for any and all available free lighting. Christmas lights, themed lights, lanterns, tiki torches, whatever you have that you might wanna get rid of or loan out, please send it my way.

in exchange you will have your mind blown by a night of extreme pleasure. Who can refuse??!

[ posted by cricket at 07/18/2005 12:04:11 PM ]
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  Thu

cricket

Holy Messers it's the Video Hippos!!!



Hey you Baltimore Folks,

Come check out Video Hippos (baltimore's own!) along with Ecstatic Sunshine, Screw Bus and Mess Up The Mess!

Head Over to the Talking Head if you know what's good for ya.

Doors open at 9 and the show is at 10. That's the rumor anyway...

$7Thu Jul 07

love,
cricket

[ posted by cricket at 07/07/2005 11:19:04 AM ]
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cricket

Fort Reno After Party!!

it's possible that after party is one word, but i think two words makes it more meaningful.

Anyway, the party after the show is at guapo's where we will consume fistfulls of margaritas and chips and salsa all at the same time. Despues que, there is dancing dancing dancing á la eighties style at heaven and hell in adams morgan. a secret about that place is that when you walk in, if you turn the corner and head to the back left spot, there is more room and a/c and less fratfuck interns to step on.

join us for another continuation to the summer of fun!!!

love,
cricket

p.s.
this isnt the forum for this comment, but nathan baton rouge i really miss you!

[ posted by cricket at 06/23/2005 09:44:07 AM ]
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cricket

Mess up the Mess! live tonight on Radio CPR...

Hey all you Mt. Pleasant and Columbia heights folks...

Turn your dials to 97.5 tonight from 6-7PM!

Here our brand new demo release and off the cuff banter.

you can also listen to the demo online at www.messupthemess.com

Love,
Cricket

[ posted by cricket at 06/02/2005 01:42:50 PM ]
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  Mon

cricket

Yay! And Thanks!!!!

Hi,
I just wanted to thank everyone who came out to see Mess up the Mess, Partyline, and Bling Kong. It really meant a lot to me to have you guys in the audience cheering us on for our first show. You guys are the best! And if any of you ever need a band to play your party/benefit/whatever- shoot me an email and Mess up the Mess will totally be there!

A special mad thanks to Sonny for loaning us his equipment. You rule!

love,
cricket

[ posted by cricket at 05/09/2005 02:06:08 PM ]
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cricket

HELP!!



Ladies and gentleman of the DC area:

I NEED A SECOND JOB!

More specifically, i need uber part-time employment outside of business hours where i can work about 10 hours a week and make a minimum of $65 a week. I have a variety of skills that include office work, brawn-flexing, bartending, waiting tables, baby-sitting, pet-sitting, house-sitting and basically anything else you can think of that wouldn't make my grandmother blush.

Seriously. My sanity depends on this. Any help in this matter will result in my extreme devotion and unwavering kindness, to the degree that i am able to produce such expressions of humanity.

Thank you,
your comrade in the battalion of the upwardly mobile

[ posted by cricket at 04/25/2005 05:36:03 PM ]
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cricket

100 hundred bucks!!!

-do you have a pleasant phone voice?

-do you have a friday or a monday to spare?

-do you want to make twelve an hour for stuffing envelopes and calling businesses to compile an email list?

Although this probably won't lead to future career, it will be an easy way to earn a bengamin- plus you get to work with some great people in a chill environment and you don't even have to dress up!

contact me via email or give me a call at 202-408-1919 x 100 and let me hear your phone voice!

this needs to happen this friday or no later than next week. thanks!

cricket

[ posted by cricket at 02/07/2005 09:43:26 AM ]
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  Wed

cricket

Wanted: WHEELCHAIR

help me, please...

i know it must seem like i only use this website when i need something, and that is entirely the truth.

this is what i need: a non-electric wheelchair. i need it by oct 15th and i need to use it for 2 months. it will be safe and it is for a good cause. comedy. i need it to be able to make fun of those less fortunate. your help is greatly appreciated.

if you know of anyone, or know someone who knows someone...email me. thanks!
cricket mcLeod

[ posted by cricket at 09/22/2004 11:24:11 PM ]
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