I thought long and hard about my very first Killoggs post. I decided to ask the following. Why does it take my wife thirty-five minutes to "get ready" for bed. I reach a save spot on Tomb Raider and crawl to bed leaving a trail of shoes, pants, shirt, boxers. Asleep in ten seconds. She disappears behind a closed bathroom door for the better part of an hour and when she comes out she looks exactly the same as when she went in. Is this a girl thing? And what exactly happens behind that door?