DUDE his myspace profile is the best thing ever

KEVIN FEDERLINE FORREAL

also please look at his rotating top 8.

Happy Holidays, Everyone!!


p.s. MY SECRET SANTA, YOU ARE THE BEST!

1. i apologize for not being a good member of the killoggs community.
2. i promise to do better for 2006.
3. i have been super busy and tired all the time, but word i will be back in full circle
4. i sort of had a mental breakdown about where my life was going. i really didn't believe in the whole cliche "quarter-life crisis" but shit was bogging me down
5. i'm really excited to finally break out of my shell by moving and starting anew.
6. fuck office jobs, i can't deal any longer

but on lighter notes

1. it's the holidays. hell yes to good things
2. GET THIS SNOW SHIT HAPPENING!!
3. "project runway" starts tonight
4. i hate crazy frog

so my children's book illustration instructor in college has a new book published... i haven't read it yet, but, HOLY SHIT look at that cover!

- everyone on mtv "real world: austin" have the combined iq of 12
- i think going as buckethead for halloween and mysteriously no pictures were taken, makes it even more spooky/mysterious
-"jarhead" might be good
- i'm bummed i have one day of unpaid leave for now, so i can't go to chicago, but also i don't know if i want to travel this weekend?
- i need to start posting on here again
- i really like that "laffy taffy" song
- r. kelly's "trapped in the closet chapters 1-12" dvd will be mine soon
- i am going to die and old maid
xo

I DONT KNOW BUT VEGAS IS AWESOME AND I WENT TO A CLUB FULL OF HIP AZNS AND I LOVE IT. ALSO MY SISTER FRIEND WORKS WITH THE DUDE SINGER FROM THE KILLERS' WIFE. I HAVENT BEEN HAPPIER THAN RIGHT NOW. GOD BLESS AMERICA.

OK WEIRD I HAD A REALLY WEIRD DREAM LAST NIGHT ABOUT NICK HEXUM FRM 311. i was working at some office, and we got this new guy working for us, and he was wearing a pinstriped suit and it was totally VINCENT GALLO, but he kept introducing himself as "nick hexum".

If you go down in the woods today,
You're sure of a big surprise.
If you go down in the woods today,
You'd better go in disguise.

For every bear that ever there was
Will gather there for certain because
Today's the day the Teddy Bears have their picnic.

Every Teddy Bear who's been good
Is sure of a treat today.
There's lots of marvelous things to eat
And wonderful games to play.

Beneath the trees where nobody sees
They'll hide and seek as long as they please
'Cause that's the way the Teddy Bears have their picnic.

If you go down in the woods today,
You'd better not go alone.
It's lovely down in the woods today,
But safer to stay at home.

For every bear that ever there was
Will gather there for certain because
Today's the day the Teddy Bears have their picnic.

Picnic time for Teddy Bears...
The little Teddy Bears are having a lovely time today.
Watch them, catch them unawares,
And see them picnic on their holiday.

See them gaily gad about.
They love to play and shout.
They never have any care.

At six o'clock their Mummies and Daddies
Will take them home to bed,
Because they're tired little Teddy Bears

so, i have been looking around at the graduate degrees georgetown has to offer, and here's a doozy

Media, Art & Representation
Visual culture today is formed by our constantly reconfiguring media systems and forms of representation. We readily recognize and negotiate visual content from all levels of culture and from many kinds of technologies. We live in a world of media and mediations and the institutional environments that construct their meaning. Images and ideas today circulate rapidly through "high art" to TV, film, video, and the Web, and then back again across all kinds of media technology. Courses in this cluster will study contemporary media and the visual arts and focus on key issues like the nature of representation and mediation, the foundations of visual culture, and the social function of the visual arts in a post-Internet world.

Introduction to Digital Art
Advanced Digital Art
Intro to Contemporary Art: Theory, Practice & Institutions
Contemporary Art and the Art World
Digital Narratives
Theories of Media, Communication & the Visual Arts
Politics of Cultural Representation
Images of Technology
Critical Theory & Contemporary Media
Virtual Communities: Theory and Practice


dude, then i can backup all my shit with "look man, i have a Master's Degree, I KNOW THE WHOLE GODDAMN CAST OF 'SURVIVOR'!"

last night on the crowded shuttle from georgetown to dupont circle, i sat next to a woman REEEKING of perfume... as someone who grew up with a mom obsessed about perfume, i thought my nose was tolerable for any kind of beauty scents... boy was i wrong...

she smelled like she drenched herself in the worst floral scent possible, and she definitely wore a fleece jacket with animal print of a species that was never identified. she nodded off a lot, and i was scared she was going to lean against me with her scent as if she was marking her territory.

i sat there trying not to inhale, but with my nose itching anyway. i was pretty close to sneezing, and realized i didn't have any tissue with me. actually, i almost had difficulty breathing because of her fucking perfume. it was a 20 minute ride of torture.

i wish the government could pass a law where you could only douse yourself in small amounts of perfume... they can call it, "the italian shower ban"

hey my name is cam. i guess i have been lurking a whole bunch on here, and here i am now.

i live in takoma park, md with the killoggs member, jess. i draw a lot, and getting back in the swing of art. watch a lot of movies and tv and listen to music. i know some useless pop culture shit, i think 40% of my brain is filled with this mush.

i work at georgetown, not in the same place as member ericanm. i seriously read celebrity magazines. and i like hot jams.

i think that's it for now. what's up dudes?