1. There is a guy at work that I have loosely entitled "Mr. pocket protector" becuase he is the typical anal sort that gets flustered easily and works needlessly off the clock. I find out yesterday through him ADMITTING to me that, yes, he actually HAS A POCKET PROTECTOR! "I hate getting holes in my clothes with the name badge we wear. :*snort:snort:*:"
2. A little tyke on a bike reels past his parents at the corner and yells, "HEY YOU GUYS!!!! I FARTED!!!"
...is my response to anything about computers... Can you give me good safe places to download (free?) the following:
1. Movies
2.***Music
3.***Microsoft Word/Excel for a Mac
4. ***a good photoshop program***
5. ***other that you feel would be helpful for me to become one of the unfortunate minions of the great nerdy god that rules the tech. geek kingdom
The ad read: MY LAST ROOMATE FLAKED OUT ON ME AND SO I NEED A NEW ONE... I NEED SOMEONE TO MOVE IN THE 5TH OF THE MONTH NO LATER ...FIRST MONTH AND 200 DEPOSIT. LET ME KNOW IF YOU WANT TO COME BY AND LOOK AT THE PLACE. ANYTIME THIS WEEKEND THANK YOU AND HAVE A NICE DAY...
I should have noticed the words: FLAKE, NEED, NICE---and the ripped screen door in the front.. The mailbox read: J. LEACH (yet another clue: "damnmit, breckany: observe!!)" A man in his mid-20's sat on the couch fuming cigarette smoke & ashing on the couch said, "I reckon you kin' come on in, mmmhhhmmm" (if he had been been rubbing his hands land holding a long sharp object, he could be mistaken for Billy Bob in Slingblade)...I decided to leave the front door open (granted it was falling off its hinges anyway).
He lead me beyond the crusted dishes in the kitchen and hairballs in the sink to the upstairs room that smelled like someone had just been murdered. (When he mentioned the "HUGE walk in closet", this was my first thought)...
"Well, the last guy here just done DISAPPEARED-I dunno if he's coming back, so the room is open."...(note to self: This is HINT # 6,998,867.5)
"HEY, where you from anyway? You got really PURTY EYES!"
I am lazy. My brain has turned to applesauce from 2 months of lounging, (but oh, blessed lounging). I have been in another country, 11 states, driven more than 5,000 miles, eaten god knows what off the side of the road (i DO know that whatever it was, it was greasy and guiltily delecious!), seen all of my immediate family, smoked h*sh and watched horor flicks, read lots of books (my sister has me completely hooked on Charles Baxter), played my flute (for the first time in 4 years), cooked fabuolous bread/casseroles/other, written letters, Mod-podged collaged (hey, that rhymes!) the hell out of my: cell phone, wallet, journals, and storage boxes, walked miles around Portland & Seattle, stayed up late watching "Daily Show" clips online, and... I think all of this concludes 1 thing: IT IS TIME TO GET A JOB. no. really.
I am starting to knaw the ends of my elbows just to see what they taste like I am getting so bored. I could say I am on Killoggs becuase I am bored, (but that isn't true) and if it was, Josh would hit me, and then I would sue him and Ben would laugh at us and throw styrofoam boulders in our direction, and then, well, anyway.
I saw a bumper sitcker the other day that read: KEEP PORTLAND WEIRD. ...i intend to do just this.
I have an interview with the CEO of Portland Goodwills on Monday. I was not seriously thinking of wearing this dragon suit KC gave me to the interview (It kinda looks like GOdzilla, and the top row of teeth/head is on top of yours...), and answering every question with: GRRRROOOOWL!
I AM OFFICIALLY IN PORTLAND, OR having arrived only a couple of hours ago. I am on the prowl for a good place to live, hot coffee, and new adventures. I am also looking to make new friends here, or show me around. Email me at breckany@gmail.com if you aren't a psychotic serial killer. anything else may suffice.
anyway, i will post soon. i am lazy and my time at the hostel internet here is out.
Well, this is my first post and, since I will likely forget my password, it might be my last...
I am Kaycee's 23-year old sister (though I will never be as cool as her [::shrug::]), and I am moving to the Northwest (Seattle or Portland, depending on who gets suckered into hiring me first)--- I am wondering if any of you live out there, or, as Josh mentioned to me last night, that some of you plan to be moving out there soon... I will be looking for some people to irrate and an army to attack robots with.
Read the book by Toby Young: 'How To Lose Friends And Alienate People?"
that's me.
you are welcome to check out my profile on friendster (there is only one of me)---it hasn't been updated since 2003 (or earlier), though.
