Please, for the love of god and all things right and decent, send this vile and untalented boarish mutant of a human being off of my television screen and back to the wilds of Canada.
"Oh no, I don't read the blogs—you couldn't pay me to read the blogs. I don't want to know what people who can't even afford to eat in my restaurant, let alone know how to cook have to say about me, and the few comments I did read on Eater.com a few weeks back because my job asked me to read 'em. The best they could come up with was that I was ugly."
-Lisa Fernandes
She certainly is ugly, both inside and out. More importantly, though...SHE CANNOT COOK. Even if I had the money to afford to eat at her restaurant, I sure as hell wouldn't go there. The twat can't even get steamed rice right and hasn't come up with an innovative or successful dish all season. That, and her hygiene is disgusting. She'd probably drip beads of her lesbian hippie sweat in my food while badly preparing it.
rick [email] said at 9:58 PM 06-11-2008: Admit it. You are hankering to challenge her to a brat grill-off in the parking lot of the University of Wisconsin surrounded by drunken Badgers just before the first game of the season.
amanda [email] said at 10:18 PM 06-11-2008: I could out-grill that bitch in my sleep. I'd also like to forcibly shove a length of kielbasa links down her throat for referring to my ancestral encased meat product as low-brow bar food that is shrink-wrapped and microwaveable.
myriam* said at 10:38 PM 06-11-2008: I cannot STAND this jerk. Why on EARTH did they not kick her off last week?!?! I can't believe Antonia got the axe and not her. Man. John and I complain about this bitch every single week, and she's STILL ON. How?!?!?!
amanda [email] said at 11:47 PM 06-11-2008: She should have been kicked out long before last week. I thought that Antonia was a conniving whorebag and I still felt bad for her when Lisa nudged her off in the final three cut.
I'm going to guess that Nikki sucked some serious cock to make it as far as she did and Lisa is being kept on as the villain by the producers until tonight or the finale. I hope to god that it comes down to Richard and Stephanie, the only two truly talented people this season and the two least horrible human beings on the show.
amanda [email] said at 12:05 AM 06-12-2008: EDIT: I forgot that tonight is the finale because they pit the final three against each other and pick the winner from that.
john [email] said at 11:13 AM 06-12-2008: I hate this bitch! Man, there's a cooking school by one of the stops on the L here and it always picks up or lets off an army of disgusting, manish looking lesbians, fat guys, and just gross and oily looking people with really bad skin that look like they haven't showered for days. And they all have fauxhawks! What's the fucking deal with cooks and fauxhawks?!? It's a bit worrysome to think that these are the people cooking my food. They should throw in a hygene course at cooking schools. I still don't know who won last night because I was at work. I will not be checking back to this post until I find out by watching a rerun of the show.
