So I haven't made a front page post in a while and I am procrastinating on an extremely busy workday (part of my new leaf, today is review day and we've pretty much been informed that bonuses and raises will be extremely minimal) so I thought I'd throw something up here.

This morning at 4:36am I experienced my first earthquake! I'm kind of oddly excited about it. I woke up because I heard something like a rumble and wondered what was going on outside. It seemed to quiet down almost instantly but my bed was kind of shaking. I thought the cat was on it like, vigorously cleaning himself or something, but I looked down and he wasn't there and yet the bed was still shaking. I looked at the clock, saw it was 4:36, kind of looked around wondering why things were shaking and considered texting someone to be like 'what's up, my house is shaking' but decided that I shouldn't wake anyone up. Then it stopped and I went back to sleep. In the morning I wondered what the hell it was or if it had been a weird dream. Then I heard we had an earthquake. I was like, 'Wow! I was in an earthquake!" But it was only little.